Forget all the reasons it won’t work and believe the one reason that it will
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You know you are now an adult when you fall asleep on the couch
and wake up on the couch.
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Dear Systems Analyst,
My name is nyaa I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
This wasn’t mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as “Boys’ Night out 2.5” and “soccer 5.3” no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected “Saturday pool 6.3” always fails and “Saturday Shopping 7.1” runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline.
I am thinking of going back to “Girlfriend 7.0”, but uninstall doesn’t work on this program. Can you please help?
CONCERNED
Selibona Nyaa
…. AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID:
Dear Mr Nyaa,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors’ Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the………
C: APOLOGIZE FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.
It may be necessary to run C: APOLOGIZE FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding.
To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as “Flowers 2.0” and “Chocolates 5.0” or “HUGS KISSES 600.0” or “TENDERNESS UNDERSTANDING 1000.0″ or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1” (if Child processing has already started).
DO NOT under any circumstances install “Secretary 2.1” (Short Skirt Version) or “One Nightstand 3.2” (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH.
BEST WISHES Nyaa!
Yours, Systems Analyst,
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Keep me. I’m the kind of person that stays with you
until you don’t want me anymore.
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I have notice one common thing about all the Lesbians
.
The are all dressing like “John Cena” and I don’t know why?
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I don’t smoke weed🍀🌱🍀🌱🍀
But went I play Reggie music my mind always become Higher
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My Chinese friend got sick he went to the hospital.
I went to check on him ,at the hospital he kept repeating
” xia hi guang”. Then he died.
I was sad . After the burial, I checked on Google about his last words. APPARENTLY it meant
“YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!!!!!! ”.
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A Wedding in America
Invitation: 60 people
Present: 58 people
Cars at the parking lot: 30
Things missing at the end: 0
A Wedding somewhere in Africa
Invitation: 100 people
Present: 1200 people
Cars at the parking: 5 cars and 6 buses
Things missing at the end: 700 teaspons, 200 plates, flowers, someone’s girlfriend, the bride’s father and the ring
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*I would like to assure the Nation that All the barmen are going to be safe and sound this Festive season. We’re only going to be targeting the beers around them. Otherwise enjoy your Christmas and New Year*
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THE PREGNANT DEER – such a beautiful story !
In a forest, a pregnant deer is about to give birth.
She finds a remote grass field near a strong-flowing river.
This seems a safe place.
Suddenly labour pains begin.
At the same moment, dark clouds gather around above & lightning starts a forest fire.
She looks to her left & sees a hunter with his bow extended pointing at her.
To her right, she spots a hungry lion approaching her.
What can the pregnant deer do?
She is in labour!
What will happen?
Will the deer survive?
Will she give birth to a fawn?
Will the fawn survive?
Or will everything be burnt by the forest fire?
Will she perish to the hunters’ arrow?
Will she die a horrible death at the hands of the hungry lion approaching her?
She is constrained by the fire on the one side & the flowing river on the other & boxed in by her natural predators.
What does she do?
She focuses on giving birth to a new life.
The sequence of events that follows are:
– Lightning strikes & blinds the hunter.
– He releases the arrow which zips past the deer & strikes the hungry lion.
– It starts to rain heavily, & the forest fire is slowly doused by the rain.
– The deer gives birth to a healthy fawn.
In our life too, there are moments of choice when we are confronted on αll sides with negative thoughts and possibilities.
Some thoughts are so powerful that they overcome us & overwhelm us.
Maybe we can learn from the deer.
The priority of the deer, in that given moment, was simply to give birth to a baby.
The rest was not in her hands & any action or reaction that changed her focus would have likely resulted in death or disaster.
Ask yourself,
Where is your focus?
Where is your faith and hope?
In the midst of any storm, do keep faith on the Creator always. He will never ever disappoint you. NEVER.
Remember, He neither slumbers nor sleeps…
One of the best I have read….
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” better on Facebook, you are active.
But in person, not.”
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I wonder if God knows Woolworths sells
his Avocados R22 each.
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To all my haters, remember, its mind over matter:
I don`t mind & you don`t matter.
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Your not a real parent if you
don’t take a sip of your child’s juice
when they ask for your help to open it
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The Day You Will Be Looking For A Job And Find The HR is Your Ex , is The Day You Will Know Why Mathematics Always Tells Us To Find The Value Of X !!
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Her: Babe I’m pregnant
Me: Babe that’s nothing I’m infertile
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