Nothing is too difficult for you to overcome. You’ve survived so many hardships and moments that pushed you to your limits. Instead of giving up, you survived and came out stronger. You can do that again and more. Keep believing in yourself. Keep going.
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Teacher: what do u do after school.
1st student: I go n buy mbanje from Nyaa
2nd student: I always go buy cigarettes from Nyaa
3rd student: I pass by Nyaa’s place and buy bronco.
4th student: I stay home and do my home work.
Teacher: wow..u r a great student, I hereby nominate u as class prefect to be an example to the rest, what’s ur name again?
4th student: Nyaa
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WHY ME…..?
My girlfriend visited me last night.
When she went to bathroom to shower, her phone rang, I looked and saw Will Smith calling.,.. I didn’t
say much
After that, another call came in and when I
Checked, it CHRIS BROWN Calling
I was a little bit nervous but I calm.
Within few minutes, another call came in from different person, it
Was JUSTIN BIEBER calling. …
I said to myself, Doe’s it
Mean This Girl is A Celeb
And I don’t know?
As if that was not enough
Another call came in with a saved name as
DRAKE
Something stroke my mind and I decided to dial my number what I saw was Papa Penny calling!
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Awesome moment is when you reading someone’s status
and you know its for you….
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The 5 Second Dance Of Your Thumb
When You Don’t Know How To Reply
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Beards dont make you to be a man. Goats have got beards too.
All they do is meeeh meeeh…….
Same applies to other men!!!!!
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The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: “I’m afraid we’re going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you.” “Well, if it’s just because of them, I’d rather pay for them if you just leave me alone!”
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Never rely on anyone Even Alicia
Keys knew the girl was on fire
instead of saving the poor girl
from burning
Yaz Nizofa
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Sometimes you just have to post on someone’s wall
and say,”Babe last night was epic” just to cause trouble
between those two happy couples.
They can’t be happy while we struggling out here 😡😡
there..
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ATMs should have timers! When your time is up, it should swallow your card and spray tear gas at you…
Honesty, we are tired of people who play candy crush at the ATM mxm
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The pain of finding out dat ur brother is your biological mother 😭
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Man To Super Hot Air-Hostess: “What Is Your Name?”
Air-Hostess: “Eva Benz!”
Man: “Wow, Lovely Name, Any Relation With Mercedes Benz?”
Air-Hostess Replied Smiling: “Yes, Same Price!!“
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Never put Temporary people in the Permanent place of your Life, and don’t be afraid of Removing the Wrong People from the Right Place of your Life. If it’s your Life then it’s your Right. Be Bold to take any Decision concerning your Life. If they call it Pride, tell them it’s Class. No matter the Economy of the Jungle, Lions will never eat Grass. Even if Education is Free, a Rat will never go to the same School with a Cat. You cannot go anywhere with Negative people. Negative people are like Cars without Fuel and Engines. You can only sit in them, but they will NEVER take you anywhere. You can’t Change what you see until you Learn from what you see. Be careful who you Open up to. Only a few people Care. The rest just Want to have Something to Gossip about. Some people come into your Life like a Dark Storming Night. When the Storm is Over and the Sun Rises it Becomes a Beautiful Day. Make Beautiful Days in your Life by Removing the “Storms” in your Life.
May Almighty God be with you, guide and protect you in the hand of your physical and spiritual enemies.
Weak people Revenge, Strong people forgive while intelligent people ignore
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Stay Away From People Who Become😑
•
Moody After Being Paid
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Learn from yesterday,
live for today and hope for tomorrow.
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*My friend invited me to a wedding and while sitting I whispered to a person sitted next to me:*
*ME* the bride is ugly..
*PERSON:* if you dont mind, thats my daughter
*ME:* ooh am sorry I didn’t know you are the father..
*PERSON:* idiot am not the father, am the mother..
*ME:* heeeh
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