Happy birthday to everyone born today….

This post is valid until end of 2019. I’m tired

Between somebody and someone who’s someone exactly?

If he is stingy he is stingy,
stop saying “he will spoil me if we get married”
My sister u will die of hunger

Stop it I liiike it

Ngrrrrrrrr ngrrrrrrr
Him::: Hello bbes
Her:::::hi Sam..I called to tell you that j can’t do this anymore..it’s getting hard by the day
Him::::can’t do what exactly?
Her:::I mean ,you don’t even have a car ..how will we go out ?
Him:::: hey hey hey ..hold up!…do YOU have a car ?
Her::no I don’t,But you’re a man and you’re the one who’s supposed to make a plan and have a car
Him:::ohhh I see ..so all the women that have cars,,are men ..is that what you’re telling me?
Her:::nooo no no
Him:::ohk ..does your father have a car ?
Her::::be he doesn’t Sam,, but that’s besides the point 🤷‍♀️
Him::::point my foot,,,you have 5 brothers ,do they have cars ?
Her:::no bbe they don’t but…
Him:::But what huh?

Don’t come up with stories..find R10 and come see me tomorrow 9am ..I’ll be home

Her::::ok bbe I’m sorry ..see you tomorrow

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Volume gents how far

Don’t be a boring girlfriend my
sister.Sometimes take his phone and delete
all female contacts and wait for a fight.

Imagine Posting “I’m Home Alone” Then A
Thief From Your Hood React With (WOW)

Two factory workers are talking.

The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”

The man replies, “And how would you do that?”

The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?”

The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.”

The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.” The man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?”

The man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”

I don’t know who needs to hear this,
but you don’t need to eat everytime you go to the kitchen