During this lockdown many Parents have seen that
teachers are not a problem, their kids are..! 🤞
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One day i take a decition &on the next day ididnt know where i have put it
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Nyaa gambled with all his university money at the casino before even the end of the first term ,
He calls his father at home. “Dad,” he says, “You won’t believe what modern education is developing into! They actually have a program here in school that will teach our dog, phezukwakhe, how to talk!”
“That’s amazing,” his Dad says. “How do I get Phezukwakhe (the dog) into the program?”
Nyaa smiling said, “Just send him down here with R15 000. “I’ll get him into the course dad.”
So, his father sends the dog and R15000. About two weeks to the end of the first term, Nyaa gambled and ran out of money again
His father called
“So how’s Phezukwakhe doing son?” his father asks.
“Awesome, Dad, he’s talking up a storm,” he says, “but you just won’t believe this, they’ve had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!”
“Read!?” says his father, “No kidding! I’ll love Phekwakhe to read too!”
Nyaa smiling said, “That will be no problem dad. Just send R40000, I’ll get him into the class.”
The money promptly arrives. But Nyaa then had a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk nor read.
So he killed the dog. When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.
“Where’s Phezukwakhe? I just can’t wait to see him read something and talk!”
“Dad,” Nyaa says, “I have bad news. Yesterday morning, just before we wanted to drive home, Phezukwakhe was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading a Newspaper, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, “So, is your daddy still sleeping around with that woman who lives in town?”
The father exclaimed, “I hope you killed that son of a bitch before he talks to your Mother!
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it doesn’t matter what other people think of you,
it only matters what you think of you.
Don’t change because one person doesn’t like you.
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Struggles are required in order to
survive in life,
because in order to stand up,
you gotta know what falling down is like.
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When bae helps you with your school assignment
and then you get zero (0%)
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Being single is a sin, even the word itself begins with sin!!!!
So try not to be single.
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A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, “Bow-wow!” The cat ran away. “What was that, Father?” asked Baby Mouse. “Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language.”
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Believe Me I’m The Best Person To Date 😊
If You Don’t Go For Looks And Money
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If u ask her “how are u’? and she
replies
“I’m not fine”!
Don’t ask her why oh. ! Its a trap,
just tell her
may God be with you!
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Be honest Can you kiss your bae during your parents are inside there or to bath during inside your parents when your bae is there?
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When ever you are down,
always say, there is a lifting up for me.
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I want to be your favourite place to go when you’ve had a bad day or a good day.
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I believe that my friend and I can do anything or
nothing and still have the best time.
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The four most beautiful words in
our common language:
I told you so.
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Don’t quite before it’s time up. Ask for the mountains not valleys
because God is always on your site
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