I’m that kind of a guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel a bomb defuser

I don’t know who needs to hear this but hey
“that snake you call your best friend texts your BF more than you do”

Why all these Pastors and Prophets who are currently here in South Africa can’t go to other African countries like Libya, Zimbabwe, Tunisia, Egypt and Morocco etc, to do the dirty works there too? Why is it seems like everyone who want to become Pastor/Prophet the first choice is to come to South Africa?

if Everyone On Facebook Was Acting Matured Like You , Many Would Die Of Depression .. So Appreciate Those That Sacrifice Their image To Act Childish Just To Put A Smile On Someone’s Face , People Are Going Through A Lot Out There.

My mum is preparing stew with her hen
that has slept with almost all the cocks In our area ,
as for me ,
i won’t eat that Prostitute

Teacher: Rainbow, define the word “coward”.
Rainbow: It’s a cow that gets award.

I don’t know why I’ve been suspended.

A man from Venda resigned from work
after winning lotto in dreams

Marriage = Buying
Engagement = Lay-by
Dating = Window-shopping
Vat en Sit = Theft
God is watching you.

Newton’s law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed.
Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money

I am eating and I ask you to join me and you joined me…
Are You crazy?! ….
Can’t u say: No, thank you…& let me eat in peace

Just Because you’re In A Relationship doesn’t mean
you’re taken.
We can still take you or Borrow you..

IRONY OF THE LIFE WE LIVE
1: A lawyer wants you in trouble
2: A doctor wants you sick
3: A policeman wants you to be a criminal
4: A teacher wants you born stupid
5: A landlord wants you without a house
6: A prostitute wants you not married
7: A dentist wants you with decayed teeth
8: A mechanics wants your car broken down
9: A coffin maker wants you dead
10: Only a thief wishes you prosperity!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy world we living in

Short Girls are
Stubborn.😹
They even Refuse to Grow
Up !!