Me:sorry boss, my car has broken down so i wont come to work
Boss:what about a taxi?
Me:i dont have a taxi
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I paid R1400 for a single night at Protea Hotel and
you expect me not to urinate on the bed??
Stop playing games with me.
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To save water I drink VOdka.
My study scheduled
Study- 30 sec
Rest -15 hours
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once you see two fat people talking,
just know they are discusing heavy stuff
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Nothing is as painful as swallowing stolen meat🍗 without chewing because you thought that someone was coming.
Very very painful..!
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” to all parties. I won’t want it, the third party.”
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WIFE; I saw you in my dreams that you were buying a diamond ring for me… HUSBAND; I saw your dad paying the bill…
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Don’t let a little darkness stop you,
the sun is about to come out. 💪
Don’t Lose Hope
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I think its time I let go of the past,
live in the present, and look forward to the future.
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Some times we just need some wake up calls we need some bad things to happen in order to know who are our real friends
You may end up loosing every one but you will realize that you got a heavy weight off your shoulder
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No horror movie can give you the feeling you get
when you tap your pockets and don’t feel your phone”
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Why didn’t the skelitin cross the road
Bicause he didn’t t had the GUTS to do it😂
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If a man really wants you, you don’t have to ask for an effort. He’ll make time, he’ll call you, he’ll text you. Trust me, no man is busy for the woman he really wants.
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Definition Of A Boss: “Boss Is A Person Who Thinks
That Nine Women Together Can
Produce A Baby In One Month”
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I never make a Same Mistake twice
I do it 5-6 Times Just to be Sure
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Ladies most women don’t want your man… They want your HAPPINESS. And they get confused thinking what he does for you, he will do for them
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