Are you happy in your relationship or I should give you my number ?
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Hurt her before she hurts you.
I sent her the wrong pin to withdraw money
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Don’t do onto others
what you don’t want to be done onto you
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This December I will be busy visiting my
relative’s all over, so I can save my food for
January
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Math Rule: If it seems easy,
you’re doing it wrong. ……
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I don’t trust a man on a wheelchair
with dirty shoes✔✔
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SCHOOL FACTS:In every class, there is a
1. The thief.
2. The shy guy.
3. The three best friends.
4. The back seat guys with joke.
5. The Nerd that never gets High mark.
6. The clean guys.
7. The gossip square with low marks.
8. The late comer.
9. The student that always turn out to be thefirst
to come to class.
10. The cute guy who doesn’t wantanything to
do with girls.
11. The High IQ’s
12. The pastor.
13. The talkative .
14. The one always with the annoying laugh.
15. The guy that is always in the midst ofgirls.
16. The girl always in the midst of guys.
17. The tutor.
18. The perfume crew.
19.The copier.
Give a number to yourself…. No lie
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I post my girlfriend’s pictures everyday
with the privacy settings to only me
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A boy Known as “TC” went to the police station 🚔🚓🚨 to report his stolen bicycle🚲.
TC : My bicycle🚲 is lost
Police : When did you notice it?
TC : This morning
Police : so do you suspect anyone?
TC : Yes,mom and dad
Police : Why you say that?
TC : Because last night i just heard my mom saying “make it stand well so that i can seat on it very well,then i i heard my dad saying “climb faster before it falls an mom said “push it very slowly an please don’t hurt me.
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Sometimes second chance work out better
than the first b’coz you already learned from your mistakes.
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Baby if you want to know how much I love you ,
please do me a favour, during night go out side and count,
how many starts are there then,
you will know how much I love you
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Imagine The iPhone That I Bought With My Own Money
Is Correcting My English😕
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Bob left work one Friday evening.
But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with his mates and spending his entire wages.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?”
He replied, “That would be fine with me.”
Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
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WARNING
Beware of the airtime they sell these days, they have started marking airtime which can kill you when you recharging or make a call , so please before you recharge send those digits to me, so that I can verify if its original airtime.
PLEASE i want to save your life.
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Everyone says that love hurts, but that’s not true.❌
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✔ Loneliness hurts.💔
✔ Rejection hurts.💔
✔ Losing someone hurts.💔
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Everyone confuse these things with love, but in reality, Love♥ is the only thing in world that covers up all the pain and make us feel wonderful again…
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Being called “My Man” is an achievement.
If you don’t support her you’ll forever be called a ‘boyfriend’…
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