Someone said ”I am hope that’s
I will got distionsion(A) in English”
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Someone said ”I am hope that’s
I will got distionsion(A) in English”
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A Chinese Kid Was Born Before The Due Date,
His Parents Named Him “Sudden Lee”.
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Daylight savings time is like a Facebook update
No one asks for it
it messes everyone up and just when you get used to it
they change the damn thing again
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Never say your happy when your sad, never say your fine when you are not ok, never say you feel good when you feel bad, and never say your alone when I m there.
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A man spend two hours looking at his marriage certificate
then his wife ask what are your looking at
he replied I am checking expiring date of this marriage
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The Relationship stress can damage your Health..
my Girlfriend told me it’s over while I was on my way to fetch my niece at pre-school then boom I came with a wrong child…
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Conversation between a Nigerian dad and his son
.
Son:Dad can u borrow me some money, I’m broke
Dad:Where are u son?
Son:South Africa
Dad:Open a church son
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Never stop believing. Magic is just science we don’t understand.
Every original idea was considered insanity at first.
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Boy: Isnt the principal a dummy!
Girl: Say, do you know who I am?
Boy: No.
Girl: Im the principals daughter.
Boy: And do you know who I am?
Girl: No,
Boy: Thank god!
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*IN BLACK FAMILIES IF YOU DONT WORK NO
ONE LISTENS TO YOU, THEY THINK YOUR
MIND IS ALSO NOT WORKING*
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When satan see that your things are going smooth and well……and he is lazy to punish you. He just give you a xhosa girlfriend😂!!!!
Xhosa girls and satan all same whatsapp group!!!!
If you are going to insult me….you too!!!💃💃💃💃😜😜😜
Mooooooorning
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Me as a husband introducing my wife and kids in a ceremony*
Me: this is my first wife
Her: and current wife
Me: and these are her kids
Her: they’re also his
Me: we keep it friendly
Her: on account of we’re still married
Me: and I love these kids like they’re my own
Her: because they are
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I have one friend who always wear one outfit when
we going out.. nd he always asks me “how Do i
look?” Come on dude, You look like last week
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God made every person different, He got tired!
when time he got to China…
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. I got a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are wondering why you’re still this reading this
8. You saw that mistake… right? (On 7)
10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I said saw you, not you saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. You got tricked
15. I’m just wasting your time go back and read other posts.. 😂
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Life is to short to let other people get to you,
If they can’t handle who I am then I don’t need them in my life!..
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