When you continuously beat your roommate on FIFA and he ends up saying ” At least I don’t repeat modules

You don’t know stress until you take your unemployed uncle
to a House Party then someone says “I cant find my phone

Six old retired guys are sat playing poker at Gary’s house one night when Rocco loses 600 dollars on a single hand. At the shock of this he clutches his chest and then drops dead from a heart attack.

Tony asks, “Who’s going to go and tell the situation to his wife?”
None of them want this horrible job so they finally decide to cut the pack, and lowest card loses and has to go tell her.
Ronald draws a three and loses so he’s the one who has to go and break the bad news. The others tell him to be discreet and gentle so as not to make a bad situation even worse.
Ronald says, “Discreet? I’m the most discreet person you’ll ever meet – discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me, not a problem.” He drives over to Rocco’s house and knocks on the door. Rocco’s wife answers and asks Ronald what he wants.

Ronald replies, “I’m sorry to have to tell you this but your husband just lost 600 bucks playing cards and is afraid to come home. He’s asked me to come over here and apologize to you.”
Rocco’s wife goes crazy and screams, ” You tell him I said drop dead!”
Ronald doesn’t bat an eyelid and says, “Ok, I’ll go tell him.

DON’T FORGET YOUR DECEMBER SALARY HAS TO LAST YOU
FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS OF JANUARY……

Hello guys
Anyone single here?
If yes please whatsapp me your details.
Am selling a single bed.
Thank you

Most of you are single now because you started dating at a very young age.. Now you’ve exhausted your dating bundle..

My friend sold 2 kidneys..they gave him 1 million rand…

But I came up with 24 kidneys they called the police

IMAGINE YOU TAKING YOUR TALL GIRL TO THE ZOO,,
THEN GIRAFFE START CRUSHING ON HER
AYEYE!!!