New disease detected when using fingers
for wiping your touch screen phones. It is
known as finger cancer . Everyone is being
encouraged to use a stone when wiping
touch screen phones instead of fingers to
prevent finger cancer. PREVENTION IS
BETTER THAN CURE , Stay healthy. Save a
friend and share

Let him buy you beer all night then cry and
tell him you want your boyfriend.

If your girlfriend is ugly, admit and stop saying
“One man’s food is another man’s poison”,
My friend poison is poison nothing like another man’s food.

My girlfriend is so dramatic,
she says i have trust issues because she saw me counting Money
after withdrawing at the ATM, Like W

in America .. The So Called Developed Country , When A Traffic Police Stops You And You Put Your Hands in Your Pockets , He Shoot You instantly …
But Here in South Africa .. When A Traffic Officer Stops You And You Put Your Hands in Your Pockets , He Will Start Smiling

Girls if your boyfriend impregnants you
and run away, date your crush and blame
it on him, we don’t want fatherless kids
this year

Pain Of Deleting A Nice Conversation Because You Are Dating A

Detective