A question was asked why men do not share their problems and
frustrations with their wives.One person answered, “
You cannot discuss your malaria with a mosquito
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The only problem of being a visitor is not knowing
where to hang your underwears!
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Comment with a couple of things Africans do!!
*Me: Convert Coke bottle drinks to Water Bottle drinks
*Calling every toothpaste Colgate
*Washing Toilet papers so tht we can use them again.
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Busha: no sex today im still mourning my father
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Mshini: I know…That’s why im wearing a black condom…Now open your legs..lets have sex…let me pay the condolences
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Mother: “How was school today, Patrick?”
Patrick: “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”
Mother: “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”
Patrick: “What school?”
Check out this really funny jokes:
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When I’m alone I speak to myself
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Ngeke ngibhoreke ngikhona
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I love you and if you ask why ❓
I will only say it’s ’cause I love you👩❤️💋👨
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The Problem with Girls they want Cute Boys
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And Cute Boys have Boyfriends
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sometimes you need to give up on person you love, not because you don’t love him, not because you don’t care but because it’s time to let go and forget all the bad memories he did, there is someone who deserve you better,you deserve to be happy.
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If you’re reading this you’re the second most beautiful person in the world, first is me
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We will flip a coin to determine our future.
Head, we will be together.
Tail, we will flip again.
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Iphone users be like:
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“I don’t care whether the face COMES in the photo,
But the APPLE Logo must come out
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boyfriends message : Babe I was
involved in an accident Palesa took me
to the hospital😭.
the doctors say I’m in a bad state, left
arm broken😓, cervical dislocation,😞 few
facial injuries and they have to
amputate my left leg.😭
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Girlfriends message : Who is Palesa😐😠????
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Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit…
Wisdom is knowing that you can not make fruit salad with a tomato
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9 REASONS WHY I DONT WATCH NIGERIAN MOVIES..
1. A flash back plays 40 mins.
2. Millionaires have gate men instead of electric gates.
3. Females wake up with earings and make-up in the morning.
4. When petience ozokor wants to poison someone she first tastes the poison but never dies.
5. They cut grass with a panga instead of a slasher.
6. 20years later in the movie but the family dog is still alive.
7. A ghost looks both sides before crosing the road.
8. People always ask for a menu at restaurants but end up ordering rice and chicken.
9. No matter how low your Tv volume is ,the movie will always make a huge soundooo…..!!
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Some people are very angry at you
because you are not suffering the way they expected you to,
May God keep on disappointing them.
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