A rabbit entered a shop and asked:*
“Do you have Carrots ?”.
*They said no we don’t have.*
*The following day he asked again:*
_”Do you have Carrots ?”_
*They replied:*
_” We said we don’t have carrots, if u come
back again asking we gona screw a nail in
ur head wit a hammer”._
*The third day he came again and Asked*
“Do you have a Hammer?_
*They said NO.*
*He said:*
_”What about nails?_
*They said NO.*
*Then he said:*
_”Do you have Carrots?”_
*Don’t let dem scare you! They got
nothing…,.*
*Just pursue your dreams. Be persistent and
persevere.
A famous inspirational speaker
said; Best years of my life were
spent in the arms of a woman,
who wasn’t my wife.The
Audience was in shock and
silence.He then added: “She was my
mother.”(A big round
of applause and laughter
roared).A very daring husband
tried to crack this at home.
After dinner, he said loudly to
his wife in the kitchen; Best years of my life
were spent in
the arms of a woman, who
wasn’t my wife. Standing for a
moment, trying to recall the
second line of that speaker, by the time he gained his
senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns
of hot water!
Moral Lesson: Don’t Copy, if you can’t Paste.
