Who ever taught my mom how to switch off the hotspot we must not meet

My crush: you look handsome hey
Me: im not just looking handsome
i also don’t have a girlfriend

Why do KFC employees wear safety boots kante
hw dangerous is it to fry Chicken

I just lost my goat, and now my neighbor is having a
brai with his family👪 i wonder how😕

Are you tired of him neglecting you,
not answering your calls and ignoring your texts?🤷
~•~
Then get your own Man and leave hers alone..!

Good for us bachelors !!!
While those with gal friends are busy with flowers like they love bees.

Having A Bae On Facebook is Hard😥 …
You’ll Comment On Another Girl’s Pic And
She’ll Like The Comment ,
Just To Alert You That The “FBI” is Here 😂

Wheen u thought u have seen it all then boom a chinese guy with a gold tooth

These are some proverbs in African Nations.
1. The anger of a penis doesn’t destroy the vagina.
(Zimbabwe)
2. There’s no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
3. A child can play with it’s mother’s breasts but not with
the father’s testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer
who grows corns by the road side have the same problem.
(Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never
tell her to close them, because you do not know her
source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried
Hausa perfume.(Nigeria)
7. The only woman who knows where her man is every
night is a widow. [Togo]
8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
9. If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to
wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day
you will know there is a better way of resolving issues
without using violence.(Kenya)

The way I’m minding my own business
I don’t even know who I’m dating

A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service:
you just play games