Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday…
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I Don’t Care if You Wrote “Taken” On Your
Bio.
I’m inboxing You Because i Also Love
That Movie
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guys sorry for not posting for the
past three hours i was helping my brother
searching the for the chocolate
i ate that he bought for his girlfriend
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All are busy wishing their mothers …
Happy mother’s day yet your mother at home is asking for 5bob to
buy salt yet you are busy here wishing him happy mother’s day …
Wish him sad mother’s day
🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😒
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You know it’s winter when a slender chick says ”
Let me
focus on my studies”
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Me: send me your nudes
Her:(typing..)
Me: so you’re typing your nudes vhele vhele
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My friend ask me where am I since he has being looking for,
I told him I was arrested, then he ask for what,
then I told him for killing d mosquito that disturbed me last night
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She was my crush before she posted:
“Some people will come to your life just to hurt you internationally
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In life you are either a passenger or a pilot,
it’s your choice
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Math Rule: If it seems easy,
you’re doing it wrong. ……
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The pain never goes away
we just learn to live with it
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Ronnie walked into a bar and saw that cheeseburgers cost R30, Hotdogs R20 and a Handjob R40. He walks towards the counter and asks the lady ;
–
Ronnie : “are you the one who does handjob?”
Lady : “Yes”
Ronnie : “ok, please wash your hands i want a cheesburger”
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In life, problems continuously come and go. It never stops. So just enjoy, learn, and face it!
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If you do not have what you like then
like what you have for what you want
may not be what you actually need.
God knows best just trust..
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My sister, If he posts “my love” on your timeline,
also go to his timeline and post “my husband”
he can’t leave his business open and close yours
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My phone just fell down from the table,
so I’m checking if my Facebook friends are not injured…,
Are you okay guys?…..
Please reply me,because I’m worried. _
I care about you_*
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