If sleeping is good for our brains,
why is it not allowed at school…?

Imagine taking your Tall girlfriend to a Zoo and
the Giraffe start crushing on her..!

A man happily *updated his Facebook status “Thank you Lord,I have got my salary”.* Five minutes later, he became sad.

You know why?….

*His Landlord LIKED👍 his status.*

Imagine The Government Passing A New Law That All Beautiful Ladies And Handsome Boys Will Be Paying “Beauty Tax” I Know You’re Smiling Because You are Safe

Next time when they shout “something big is coming your way in 2020” don’t just shout “I receive!!”.
First ask “what is that?”…

16 December_Home
25 December_Home
26 December_Home
31 December _Home

You can’t be born in February
And be
Normal even the month is not
Complete…

If you wanna see that a gal has energy, try to remove her trouser when she knows she is wearing a torn underwear

Girls think it’s cute smoking weed with their boyfriends. he will leave you for a decent girl then use your story for a testimony at church

I hate it when my girlfriend says,
“don’t worry he is just a friend”.
I remember when I was just a friend too

The pain of acting normal when she takes off her wig

During an Interview..
Interviewer : Your CV says that you went to University of Cape Town.
Mbali : Yes i went to visit my Boyfriend.