Parents a confusing sometimes
They will beat so that you cry and then beat you so you keep quiet
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Parents a confusing sometimes
They will beat so that you cry and then beat you so you keep quiet
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When your ex says you’ll never find anyone like me
reply that’s the point.
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3 things you cant recover in life.
The MOMENT after its missed
The WORD after its said and
the TIME after its wasted.
Good Morning
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Gals who pretend to love the guy her soul Cherish
Why bordering when you see the guy with another gals
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*RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS*
1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper…😀
2. The owner of the ball decided who played…
3. Penalty (otherwise called PENARITY!) was awarded
only if an injured player could curse or fight a lot…😀
4. The match only ended when everyone was tired…
5. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner
would be determined by the last team to score…
6. No referee and linesmen. You could run with the ball
even behind the goalpost…
7. If you didn’t participate in repairing a damaged ball you were given a match ban…
8. If you’re picked last, you’re a loser…
9. The guy who’s never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree or bush when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game…
10. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game
over…
11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty…
12. The most skillful player got automatic selection…the most bully player got automatic selection too…….
13. No discrimination, both the children of rich and the poor played together!
14. Three corners make one Penarity!
15. All players help in household work of the ball owner.
16. If the ball burst everyone contribute to pay the owner.
17. You can’t dribble the owner too much. This may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball.
18. You can go round the goalpost still return into the field and score.
19. When you hit your toes against a stone and notice blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sands as a form of first aid. Play continue.
20. We called ourselves by nicknames of great players especially from Brazil and England.
21. Game over when it’s dark and we can barely see the ball. We all dispersed in groups to our homes teasing one another until d last player gets home to face another round of punishment from our disciplinarian parents 🤣😁😳🙄.
This generation is missing a lot of free fun. They pay dearly ( in monetary terms) for today’s fun.
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Maths Lit Be Like:
John Is Eating The Cake
Calculate The Taste
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I was eating and enjoying my coke when a man
entered the restaurant with a brief case. I
guess he is a politician because his dressing and
pot belly portrayed it. He walked and sat down
as every body looked at him. Suddenly a woman
came to him and started crying. The woman
knelt down and told him that her children and
her mother want to die of hunger since her
husband died. This man opened thr briefcase
and gave the woman five hundred thousand
dollars. The woman jumped up and left the
scene in happiness.
I was still watching wen another man started
crying and came to him. He knelt down and
begged him that he needed money to establish a
business. This man wrote a ten million dollar
cheque and gave to the man.
This time, I started murmuring and practising
on the kind of lie I will put up to have my own
national cake. I started crying and came to the
man.
Immediately I knelt down, I heard..,
Cut!!
Cut!!
Cut!!.
I turned and saw a director. He laughed and
said..,😆 😆
we are making film
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LUCKY Are Those Who Have Plug Point 🔌
Near Their Beds To Charge Their Phones 😥
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Top 3 sweetest sleep
3.Sleepin on moms lap wn v r tired!
2.Sleepin on lovr-s shoulder wn vr sad!
1.Sleepin wit opened
eyes wn teachers r teaching!
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Hearts beat seventy one times a minute, Even if your heart beats only once a minute,You will still live because seventy one times my heart beats for you..
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Mobicel is a phone to someone , Pumps are valuable shoes to someone! That Security job is a good job to someone! That RDP house is a beautiful home to someone .. No one chooses to suffer in life !!! so stop belittling people just because the Sun is shining on your side.
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An amazing Love Story
He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, beautiful and cool, many guys chasing after her, while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home…. suddenly he asked the waiter. ‘would you please give me some salt? I’d like to put it in my coffee.’
Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously; why you have this hobby? He replied: ‘when I was a little boy, I was living near the sea, I like playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there’. While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.
That’s his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story.
They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee!
Then the story was just like every beautiful love story , the princess married to the prince, then they were living the happy life… And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee e, as she knew that’s the way he liked it.
After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: ‘My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I said to you—the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead.I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything.. Now I’m dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don’t like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.. But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life,even though I have to drink the salty coffee again’.
Her tears made the letter totally wet.Someday, someone asked her: what’s the taste of salty coffee? It’s sweet. She replied.
Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive, not 2 c but 2 understand, not 2 hear but 2 listen, not 2 let go but 2 HOLD ON !!!!
Don’t ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they love.
Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, ‘…that’s her.
Next ➤
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When I was growing up, I used to think
people with E-mails are Rich!!
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My boss just e-mailed me, “Send me one of your funny jokes Jack.”
I replied, “I’m working at the moment, I will send you one later.”
He replied, “That was fantastic and really funny, send me another one.
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You Ask God To Remove All Fake Things In
Your Life And They Take Your Girlfriend
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Can we meet?
If they have not ask you this question in Facebook,
my sister your ugliness is beyond makeup
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