*STUDENT OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM!*

I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM 100%! EACH ANSWER IS ABSOLUTELY GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT AND FUNNY TOO. THE TEACHER HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR.

*Q1: IN WHICH BATTLE DID NAPOLEON DIE?*

“`HIS LAST BATTLE.“`

*Q2: WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE SIGNED?*

“`AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.“`

*Q3: RIVER RAVI FLOWS IN WHICH STATE?*

“`LIQUID.“`

*Q4: WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR DIVORCE?*

“`MARRIAGE.“`

*Q5: WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR FAILURE?*

“`EXAMS.“`

*Q6: WHAT CAN YOU NEVER EAT FOR BREAKFAST?*

“`LUNCH & DINNER.“`

*Q7: WHAT LOOKS LIKE HALF AN APPLE?*

“`THE OTHER HALF.“`

*Q8: IF YOU THROW A RED STONE INTO THE BLUE SEA WHAT WILL IT BECOME?*

“`WET.“`

*Q9: HOW CAN A MAN GO EIGHT DAYS WITHOUT SLEEPING?*

“`NO PROBLEM, HE SLEEPS AT NIGHT.“`

*Q10: HOW CAN YOU LIFT AN ELEPHANT WITH ONE HAND?*

“`YOU WILL NEVER FIND AN ELEPHANT THAT HAS ONE HAND“`

*Q11: IF YOU HAD THREE APPLES AND FOUR ORANGES IN ONE HAND AND FOUR APPLES AND THREE ORANGES IN OTHER HAND, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE?*

“`VERY LARGE HANDS“`

*Q12: IF IT TOOK EIGHT MEN TEN HOURS TO BUILD A WALL, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE FOUR MEN TO BUILD IT?*

“`NO TIME AT ALL, THE WALL IS ALREADY BUILT“`

*Q13: HOW CAN YOU DROP A RAW EGG ONTO A CONCRETE FLOOR WITHOUT CRACKING IT?*

“`ANY WAY YOU WANT, CONCRETE FLOORS ARE VERY HARD TO CRACK.“`

*Spread some laughter, share the cheer. Let’s be happy, while we’re here!

Teacher: Okay, class. Pass your drawings.(A boy passed a blank paper)
.
Teacher: Huh? Where’s your drawing? What did you draw?
Boy: I drew a cow and grass.
.
Teacher: Where’s the grass?
Boy: The cow ate it.
.
Teacher: Where’s the cow?
Boy: Banna, kanti why would the cow stay there when it has nothing left to eat

If you pay me a visit and I go to the toilet,
you must clap your hands until I come
back ….. I’m tired of thieves

never trust a guy who likes DJ Khaled
because there’s always another one.

What is Love?
Love is when your Husband catches you naked
with another man and says “Baby dress up lets go home”
.
What is Death.
Death is when you agree with Him

A man takes his seat at a FIFA
world cup final.He looks to his left
& notices that there is a spare
seat betwen himself & the next
guy.
MAN: “who would ever miss the
FIFA world cup final?”
GUY: “that was my wife’s seat. We
have been to the last five WORLD
CUP finals together, but sadly she
passed away.”
MAN: “oh… that’s terrible, and
very sweet of you to have her here
symbolically by having a vacant
seat …but these are expensive
tickets; couldn’t you have brought
another family member, friend
orsomeone else with you?”
GUY: “no…they are all at her
funeral!
“MEN WILL BE MEN !!

She waits till you say Hi! So that she can say Hi! too . She waits till you say i love you so that she can say i love you too .🙄
Everything she says after you’ve said .My Brother if you are not dating an ECHO then its a parrot …

How Zulu People Behave in A Restaurant
Zulu: How Much is The Tea ?
Waiter: R15
Zulu : And Sugar?
Waiter: it’s Free
Zulu: Ok Give Me 1 Cup Of Tea And 5kg Of Sugar
Waiter: Fainted

A monkey and a baboon were seated next to each other during a service in church…….the pastor said; turn to your neighbour and say you are beautiful and adorably created in the image of God. Monkey looks at the baboon for a moment, then laughs out loudly and tells the pastor………eish; tell him yourself, I don’t want to lie in church”