This Morning When I Checked My Whatsapp Messages, I Got 10 Pics From My Ex & She’s Naked In All Of ‘Em… 😑
O Ya Hlanya. 🖕🏽
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I See Her Intentions… 😏
I’m Not Gonna Buy Her New Clothes.

Two ✌ terrorists having discussion in a bar.
The waiter asks them what the discussion was
about?
Terrorist :- We are planning to kill 10 thousand
people and a donkey 🐺.
Waiter :- Why a donkey?😯
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Then one terrorist says to the other, “See I told
you nobody will care about the 10 thousand
people

When you’re talking to your father through the phone and
your friends starts saying ” aah aah oh yes bbe” in a girls voice

All Those Who Used To Cover Their Papers During Exams In School ,
Are You Billionaires Now?

Ladies, Lobola money should go straight to your bank account.
Your uncles were not there when relationship was showing you flames😂

Short people hardly forgives maybe they are still angry with God
for making them look like a Roll on

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the State house, where the President lives.
The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd from Zimbabwe.They go with State House official to examine the fence.
The Indian takes out a tape & did some measuring, works some figures “Well”, he says, “I figure the job will cost $9,000. ($4,000 for materials, $4,000 for my teamv& $1,000 profit for me)”.
The Chinese does some measuring & figuring, says,”I can do it for $7,000. ($3,000 for materials, $3,000 for my team & $1,000 profit for me)”.
The Zimbabwea did not even measure or figure out anything, but he walks around the State House & whispers “$27,000.” The official says, “You didn’t even measure how did you come up with such a high figure?” The Zimbabwean whispers “$10,000 for me, $10,000 for you, & $7,000 to hire the Chinese to do the job.”

Breaking news: im getting married in December.
I’m just not sure which year

A woman can date you from January to October and marry someone else in the first weekend of November. My brother, fear women😂

First year University of Venda medical students were attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table.
Professor Rainbow started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, “The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body.” For example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body’s ANUS & put the finger in his own mouth & TASTED it.
Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body’s ANUS & tasted it. When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning…
Then professor Rainbow looked at them & said: “The most important 2nd Quality is “Observation”. I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd finger… Now learn to pay attention!!
“ALL the students fainted!!

am the only one
is deeply in love but still single