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Pain is when you go out to throw away a Pizza Box
and no one sees you

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Men who give their women ATM CARDS and PIN have a special corner in heaven with airconditioner and free Wi-fi access

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sometimes i say “bye”
just to hear “don’t go”

;but i received “ok bye”

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Guys I sell liquid rat poison…
you catch the rat then you make it
drink 2 spoons a day until its dead😏

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“Look Officer, I’m Not Trying To Be A SmartAss:
But If You Caught Me Over Speeding;
Then You Were Over Speeding Too!!!

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Trust yuH bLindLy!!
bt!
PleaSe! NeveR Prove ME BLinD

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Distance gives us a reason,
to love harder .. 🙂

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Her: bro your face looks familiar
Me: ok
Her: you know Gadaffi from generations
Me:😁😎yes i do
Her: you look like his friend cosmo

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Nobody is busier than a lady who is not interested in you. She’ll be like “please call me back, I’m counting my stretch marks.

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•Single
•Taken
•Complicated
•Hoeing/febing
I dont know what is best for me

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To the pregnant 🐣women on social media posting constant updates and belly pictures… I love seeing how excited you are to become a mommy.❤

To the person who posts their whereabouts, new gadgets💻, thanks for showing how blessed you are. This will set as a reminder for us to work and strive to achieve our goals.👍🏼

To the 👧💁women posting selfies…thanks for letting young girls know that it’s okay to love yourself and to feel beautiful!💜

To the mom posting a million pictures of her👧👦 👶 kids… it makes my heart so happy to see parents so proud of and loving their babies!💚👫👬👭

To the 💍👰💏 married couple constantly posting happy love posts….thank you for being a reminder to the next generation that all hope isn’t lost and happy marriages most definitely DO exist.💋

To the business owners who constantly post about their businesses… keep going! Your 💪 strong will and passion for what you do is astounding! Even in the midst of all the negative remarks, you keep on going for yourself and your family!💎

To the person posting about their fitness journey and how they decided to change their lifestyle for health reasons or just to look or feel better about themselves… I love seeing your progress pictures, your healthy meals 🍎, gym check ins💪… I especially love seeing your before and after pictures!!👦👧

To the stay at home mom posting about being able to cook and or bake 🍜u seeing how you manage👏 being a hard working mom. 👪👫

Let’s stop being annoyed by everything and start lifting each other up!

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These days when a girl has two kids with one father
you must know its twins.

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“You have to die a few times before you can really live.”
— Charles Bukowski

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We all deserve someone who at the end of the days says: “I missed you so much today”.

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Monsters are real. Ghosts are real too.
They live inside us, and sometimes they win.

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My mum is preparing stew with her hen
that has slept with almost all the cocks In our area ,
as for me ,
i won’t eat that Prostitute

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