Witchcraft is When you tryin’ kill a Snake
that just enter inside your Room…😂
Then suddenly Boom the Electricity goes Shutdown.
You Are Finished!!
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Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant…
As the food was served, Husband said:
“The Food looks delicious, let’s eat.”
Wife: Honey.. You say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: That’s at home sweetheart… Here the chef knows how to cook.
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China had invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test.
In US, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;
UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves;
Spain, in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves;
Swaziland, in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves;
Zimbabwe in 7 minutes it caught 20,000 thieves;
South Africa, in 5 minutes the machine was stolen.
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Live for the person who dies for you,
smile for the person who cries for you,
fight for the person who protects you,
and love the person
who loves you more than you.
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TEACHER: Tomato is a Fruit or a Vegetable?
ME: It’s Bisexual sir😄
He suspended me for 3 weeks
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That Moment When Your Chatting With Bae On
Whatsapp And Facebook But Ka Different Topic
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Noko: Uncle am hungry😔
🧓:Dons hi hungry am Uncle Dons😊
🧑Noko: am serious🤨
🧓Dons: nope u r hungry😏
🧑Noko: u r joking😒
🧓Dons : no am Uncle Dons
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Wanna Hug Yuh soo tight…
That even air couldn’t fill the space between us!!!
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True friends say good things behind your back
and bad things to your face.
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Nowadays Some Relationships ❤Are Like COVID_19 😷🤔🤞
New Cases Every Day 💔😥
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When you play “God’s Plan”, music video,
Drake give people money, cars, etc.
but if you play that Music video in Reverse
Drake takes Money & Cars from People
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What is uMhlola?
uMhlola is when you give a lift to a
beautiful girl and she faints in your car. You take
her to the hospital and the doctor says she is
pregnant and congratulates you that you will soon be
a father . You shout that you are not the father but
the girl insist that you are the father……
Things are now getting Mhlolaful you now
require a DNA test to prove that you are not the
father…
Things become Mhlolostic when the doctor
comes with results saying you cannot be the father
because you are infertile…. You are relieved but on
your way home you remember you are married with
three kids at home!…..
Now you are extremely Mhlolicious
Now you begin to ask yourself who is the father
to those three kids?… Now you get home to find out
the father to those kids is your gateman … You
are now Mhlolaned
You then decide to go to your mum to tell her the
sad news… Your mum with tears running down her
cheeks tells you ‘my son I’m so sorry….your dad isn’t
your real dad’…. Then you know things are
Mhlolacated
And if you dont forward this you are a
Mhlolacriosis
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Sometimes i Ask Myself Why Should We Pray ,
Beg Him To Help Us While He is Above Us Seeing That We Need His Help!
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1.Ugly but caring.
2.Handsome but rude.
3.Handsome, caring but unfaithful.
4.Rich but ugly and short.
5.Handsome, caring and faithful but broke.
6.Broke, ugly but very good in bed.
Ladie’s Choose the Kind of Man yu wld want.
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Her: bbe im wet
Me : do u need a tissue
Her: im so wet i need something round and big
Me: eh you need the whole roll of tissue
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Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Me: I’d rather not, I really need this job!
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