Wen the relationship is new
👨: Hey baby wat are u doing???😊
👧🏻: M drinking water babe 😊
👨🏻: Dont drown okay my love
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You are on video call with your bae then you see your friend’s jacket on the wall of your bae’s room..!?
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My marriage is doing so well l’m thinking of
opening other branches nation wide.
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Some Of You Only Go To Church To Avoid
Cooking And Cleaning..!
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The way am so broke
Am even thinking of going to a loan shark and
borrow a couple of thousands then do a protection order against him
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*Good morning*
Moses did not contest for position of prime minister In Egypt. Mary didn’t even pray to be the mother of Jesus and Peter didn’t invite Jesus into his boat. But divine favour, mercy and grace of God located and found them all.
May divine favour meet you today in any aspect of your life, in Jesus name.
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You have to learn the rules of the game.
And then you have to play better than anyone else.
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*Since I was born and now I am getting old I av never dated a Girl that ever asked Me to buy her Bible or Qur’an before?😏,*
*All their National Anthem is Buy Me a phone ,* *Buy Me Airtime,* *Help me with cash it’s Urgent.*
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When you make mistakes,
that’s when you know you are really trying.
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Love doesn’t need 1000 words, of 1000 gifts, needs only 3 things, trust, respect, and above all sincerity!
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Dear Friends
Lets create a book of lies we have heard and said;
Page 1: I cant live without you
touch lets go
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Why can’t you hear a ptearadactal pi ?
Because the P is silent
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Students can be given an ASSIGNMENT on March 6 And
its Due on April 23 they will do it on the 22 Of April..
Its me I’m students
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Your Social Media is Forever being watched by a Bitter ex😈, Jealous friend😠, Evil Family Member👹 or Someone who claims they don’t like you👿 but can’t get Enough of You!
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That Pain , When You Are Telling A Story 🔥♥ And Then Someone interrupts You , Like “Oh! That Happened To Me” 😡 ..
And He/She Starts Telling His/Her Story
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Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.
The first said: “I built a big house for our mother.”
The second said: “I sent her a Mercedes with a driver.”
The third said: “You remember how our mother enjoys reading the Bible. Now she can’t see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot recites it.”
Soon thereafter, their mother sent out her letters of thanks. “William,” she said, “the house you built is so huge. I live only in one room, but I have to clean the whole house.
“Arnold,” she said, “I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home so I rarely use the Mercedes. And that driver is so rude! He’s a pain!”
“But David,” she said, “the chicken was delicious!”
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