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Kidnapper : I will rape you all..!
Grand child : you can rape me but please leave my grandmother alone
Grandmother : leave who? For what? War is war! everyone must face the consequences

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Every Black Guy Have A Story To Tell About A Girl Lerato, Tebogo, Boitumelo And Mpho.

You Know Or Should I Tell You ?

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A man was asked to paint a boat.
He brought with him paint and brushes and began to paint the boat a bright red, as the owner asked him.
While painting, he noticed that there was a small hole in the hull, and quietly repaired it.
When finished painting, he received his money and left.
The next day, the owner of the boat came to the painter and presented him with a nice cheque, much higher than the payment for painting.
The painter was surprised and said “You’ve already paid me for painting the boat Sir!”
“But this is not for the paint job. It’s for having repaired the hole in the boat.”
“Ah! But it was such a small service… certainly it’s not worth paying me such a high amount for something so insignificant.”
“My dear friend, you do not understand. Let me tell you what happened.
When I asked you to paint the boat, I forgot to mention about the hole.
When the boat dried, my kids took the boat and went on a fishing trip.
They did not know that there was a hole. I was not at home at that time.
When I returned and noticed they had taken the boat, I was desperate because I remembered that the boat had a hole.
Imagine my relief and joy when I saw them returning from fishing.
Then, I examined the boat and found that you had repaired the hole! You see, now, what you did? You saved the life of my children! I do not have enough money to pay your ‘small’ good deed.”
_So, no matter who, when or how. Just continue to help, sustain, wipe tears, listen attentively and carefully repair all the ‘leaks’ you find, because you never know when one is in need of us or when God holds a pleasant surprise for us to be helpful and important to someone_.
_You may have repaired numerous ‘boat holes’ along the way… of several people without realizing how many lives you’ve saved_.
*✨So Keep up Good
work …✨💐*
🙏😁 I want to thank Everyone who Repaired my boat this year in every way like Good Wishes, thoughts, love, care & prayers.

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Take the good with the bad,
smile when you are sad,
love what you’ve got and remember what you had.
Always forgive but not forget,
learn from your mistakes never regret,
people change, things go wrong,
but just remember, life goes on.

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Being a Girl it’s tough you can’t even VOMIT
in peace without people Accusing you of being pregnant

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I’d love to show you my world,
but I’m pretty sure you have a mirror at home

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True love is when your heart and your minds are saying the same thing.

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“If he cheat on you with the same girl several times,
you must understand they have a bond and you can’t break them”…
Never!!

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Can a GIRL make u a MILLIONARE..
Yes !
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Conditions Apply:
U must be a BILLIONARE !

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At childhood
“We cry loudly to get what we like”
But,
“When we grown up,
We cry silently to forget what we like”..!
That’s life…

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Imagine someone with big eyes saying
“I’m sorry, I didn’t see you”!

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Secret to a long lasting marriage. Listen to your husband always
because he’s always right😏

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If ur wife cheats on you..my brother dont beat her,never sent her packing,dont argue with her… just make a big portrait photo of the guy she cheated with…and put it in ur living room,so that everytime visitors ask who the guy is::: you tell your wife to explain to them

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Examining a female patient brutally beaten by her husband, Doctor tells her: “Your heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.”
The woman immediately starts taking off her skirt and underwear.
The doctor shocked said: “No! No! Please! Put on your clothes! Just show me your tongue!”

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I Don’t Help People Push Their Stuck Cars Anymore…
What if You Are Pushing a Car That’s On its Way To Fetch Your Girlfriend?🙆

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