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I really don’t know what this World is turning into…
Just few days ago I laid my hands on you nd
today you are no more Rest in Peace My November Salary

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Jealousy comes from counting others blessings
instead of our own.

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So Bushiri is arrested for money laundry.
That’s stupid, how can you put money in washing machine.
I wonder if he used Omo or surf??? 🤔

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You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep
because reality is finally better
than your dreams”

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December as you are going, go with the Alcohol Biko!! I can’t come & kill myself 🚴🚴 🏃

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There is something wrong with my cell phone.
It does not have your number in it

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The person you care for the most,
is the person you’ll let hurt you the most.

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i hate it when those who speaks in tongues comes late in service
and will start it at door entrance to d puipet just for every one to notice

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I was talking to myself last night and
we both agreed that you’re crazy..

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*Trouble* is when the pastor says “Those who want their businesses to grow should come up front.”

Then the owner of the local mortuary stands up!

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When I hear myself eating crunchy food,
I wonder if other people can hear it too.

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The smell of kfc when you are broke is not the same
when you have money

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I miss my primary teacher who used to
force me to sit in between girls I wish I
knew

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Remember back when you were a kid and you thought your 25 year old unemployed cousin wasn’t serious about life?

Look at you now!

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Never ask for smile, just give it.
Never expect love from others ,
just love them…
Never say I can’t live without you,
just say I live for ” you”.

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My Ex girlfriend just liked a page of a traditional healer (Bring back lost lovers and control them with a remote control)
Please pray for me…

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