Teacher : What’s wrong ?
John: Our house is very small.
John: My mum,my dad, we sleep on the
same bed. Every night my dad asks, John are
you sleeping ? Then I say No & then he slaps
my face & gives me a Black eye”
Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks again,
keep dead quiet. don’t answer . The
following morning John comes back with a
severe black eye again.
Teacher: My goodness, Why the black eye
again ?
John: Dad asked me again, John are you
sleeping ? I shut up & kept dead still.Then
my dad and my mom started moving, you
know, at the same time Mum was breathing
like a Christmas chicken, kicking her legs up
frantically and squealing like a Hyena on the
bed. Then my dad asked my mum, Are you
coming ? Mum said, Yes I’m coming, are you
coming too ? Dad answered:- Yes. They
don’t usually go anywhere without me so I
said, wait for me, I’m coming too
Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife.
He says,
“I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.”
Wife asks, “Is that you, or the whisky talking?”
Husband replies, “It’s me… talking to whisky.”
ur in a relationship to be happy, to smile, laugh, and to make good memories. not to be constantly upset, to feel hurt, and to cry. choose the relationship that’s goin to lead to growth within yourselves and ur love for another
TEACHER : If a lion is chasing you,
what would you do?
.
Phiri : I’d jump over the wall.
.
TEACHER : What If the lion jumps over
as well?
.
Phiri : I’d climb a tree.
.
TEACHER : What If the lion climbs the
tree?
.
Phiri : I will jump into the lake and
swim.
.
TEACHER : What If the lion also jumps
into the water and swims after you?
.
Phiri : Sir, are you on my side or
on the lion’s?
A man buys a LIE DETECTOR Robot that slaps
people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner.
Dad: Son, where were you today during school
hours?
Son: At school. (Robot slaps son)
Son: Okay, I went to the movies!
Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry potter. (Robot slaps again)
Son: Okay, I was watching porn.
Dad: What? When I was your age I didn’t even
know what porn was. (Robot slaps dad)
Mom: Hahahahahaha!!! After all “he is your son”!
(Robot slaps mom).
(Be careful and wise). One day i was just sitting in my room relaxing, i heard my phone rings, it was unknowing number from outside the country. I answered hello nigga, the (guy) fine nigga. Am Jerry calling from London, i my speaking to Eto’o? I said no because i don’t know anyone called Jerry from London. The (guy) oh, but this is Eto’o phone number? I said yes but Eto’o is also in London living noba 30th titi ohji ohle av street, you can reach him there in London. The (guy) oh, oh, Ohoo, London far. Abeg when he come back home, tell him i called from Lagos with international number okay. Hahaha, mugu maga.
