A teacher was teaching opposite words and
pointed to Nyaaa to stand up and answer some questions
Teacher:what is the opposite of Good?
Nyaa :bad
Teacher:Come
nyaa:Go
Teacher:Ugly
Nyaa:sexy
Teacher:you’re wrong!
Nyaaa:you’re wright
Teacher:shut up!
nyaaa:keep talking
Teacher:Ok,now stop!
Nyaa:Ok now carry on
Teacher:Get out of my class
Nyaa:come in my class
Teacher:Oh my God!
Nyaa:Oh my devil!
Teacher:you have Failed!
Nyaa:i have passed!
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Surname: Simelane
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Name: Mshini a.k.a Mshinilicious or Mshini the big dog
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Date of birth: 34 years
.
ID No: Its a long story
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Sex: Depends on the weather but mostly its six times a day
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Marital status: HIV Negative
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Race: I hate Racing
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Health: Im fine, thank u and u?
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Home language: Im a Swazi but my dad is a chinese
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Other languages: i know all the languages so listing them would be pointless
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Hobbies: Dogs
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CONTACT DETAILS
Postal adress: Eskolwen next to Mhlongo’s Tavern lakugcwala khona tifebe
Highest grade Passed: standard 1
Year obtained: 1987
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References
Name of person: Nkunzebovu Mhlongo
Position: Uzalo
Relationship: My aunt’s great grandfather uncle but u wouldn’t understand
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Donald Trump wants to paint the white house. He calls for quotations.
Chinese guy quoted 3 million.
European guy quoted 7 million.
Zimbabwean guy quoted 10 million.
Trump asked Chinese guy, “how did you come about 3 million?”
Chinese guy replies, “1 million for paint, 1 million for labour, 1 million profit.”
Trump asked the European guy the same question and he replied, “3 million for paint, 2 million for labour,
2 million profit”.
Again Trump asked the zimbabwean guy the same question, He replied; “4 million for you, 3 million for me,
and we will give 3 million to the Chinese guy to do the job!!!”
Let me park here
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Be strong enough to stand alone.
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“Bbe I Will Die For You” Says A Guy Who Still Uses A Broom
To Lift Up Main Switch
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One of the joys in life is
waking up each day with thoughts that somewhere,
Someone cares enough to send a
warm morning greeting!
Good Morning!!!
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Whats the point of being a dentist in Cape Town?
Who has teeth there?
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Dear ladies
Please match your makeup with your neck.
You can’t be Rihana and Zodwa at the same time.
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Dating a married man is fun until
you realise he saved your number as engine oil
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A man’s biggest mistake is giving another man
an opportunity to make his woman smile
Dont ever try that all men because
you will regret the rest of your life!!!
Dont say i didnt warn you
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I don’t care if you’re not the richest
or most handsome guy out there
because if you can make me laugh
and handle my mood,
you’ll be able to keep me.
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Next time when they shout “something big is coming your way in 2020” don’t just shout “I receive!!”.
First ask “what is that?”
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Life is so much better when you stop caring
about what everyone thinks,
and start to actually live for yourself…
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but hey
“that snake you call your best friend texts your BF more than you do”
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Don’t think of the things you did not get after praying.
Think of the unlimited blessings
God gave you without asking.
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Just because you wanted to believe that someone was different and wasn’t doesn’t mean there are no different people
Wait for you different somebody
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