What object is the king of the classroom???
THE “RULLER”
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I fell in love with the same person over and over again. I guess there’s only one person that my heart knew, and that is you.
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It’s not the years in your life that count.
It’s the life in your years.
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Am I the only one who writes “Fast and the Furious”
when coming across “Race” in Application forms
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Afta 10yrs of mariage.
Wife: Hie
Hubby: Hie
Wife: Did u eat?
Hubby: Did u eat?
Wife: Are u coping me, uyanglungisela?
Hubby: Are u coping me, uyanglungisela?
Wife: I love u.
Hubby: Yes, i have already ate!
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Share Your Status/Quotes Or Jokes in Your Language ,
We Will Add Your Language In This App Also
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LIVING WITH WIFE IS SIMPILE LIFE
LIVING WITH WIFE AND GIRLFRIEND IS ART OF LIVING LIFE
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I saw a friend I hadn’t seen in a long time and I
think he mistook me for Jesus…
He was like, ‘ Jesus Christ..is this you?’
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Sometimes you’d want to post the love of your life
But again the other love of your life might see it..!
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The chances of a lady getting a job in
Africa do not depend on her academic
qualifications or working experience……
they depend on size and shape of her
buttocks
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No matter where you are or what you’re doing or who you’re with…
I will always honestly, truly, completely love you.
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A good life is when you assume nothing,
do more, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot
and realize how blessed you are
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what is the opposite of Transparent
👶Transchildren
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ME: Babe, which letter does the word “Tuesday” end with?
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HER: Y
.
ME: I just wanna know
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Convo between Rich and His Girlfriend
Girl: “Hi”😶
Rich: “hi babe”😊☺☺
Girl: “Babe I’m worried”😯
Girl: “I’ve missed my period”😨😨😨
Girl: “I think I’m pregnant”🙆
Girl: “are u there?”😦
Girl: “Babe u not answering my calls”😡
Girl: “Rich!!!”
Girl: “stop ignoring me, speak!!!”😭😭😭
[2 minutes later]
Rich: “The owner of this phone is dead just died in an accident, This Mr Lantjie”😡
Girl: “Don’t go there at all, this is your handwriting”😠
Rich: “No its not me, I’m really dead”
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During a class lesson the teacher ask Rich a question✔
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Teacher: 1+1 is equal to?😐
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Rich: 2 Madam😕
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[ Class mates laugh and clapped their hands]
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Rich quickly said: I’m kidding mam It’s 3😯
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[Class died and the teacher fainted]
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