The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide
that you are not going to stay where you are.
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Why did the cat eat the cheese
because it thought it was the rat
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After your roommate has passed away,
how long do you have to wait before
eating his/her grocery?
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My wife took my phone and deleted my
girlfriend
Busi’s number and saved her own number
as
Busi.
You see, someone had told my wife about
Bisi
my girlfriend but I didn’t know.
I then got an SMS from Busi asking for
mobile
money R2500.
I rushed to my wife and lied to her that I
needed
R2500. for an emergency. I told her that my
Friend was sick and needed the money
urgently.
My wife gave me the money and I rushed to
send it to the account number written in the
message.
She did not acknowledge receipt of the
money.
When I was relaxing at home after work, I
kept
wondering if Busi had received the money.
I sent her an SMS to find out if she had
received
the money. Her response was, *”Call me
now.”*
I got out of the house to make the call.
You can imagine my horror when my wife
answered the call instead of Busi!!!
It’s been three days and I’m still standing
outside.
I don’t know how to get back into my own
house!!!
* Any advice for me please?
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I will marry the Girl ,
who Looks preety in her Adhar card
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Music reaches a point where it is called old school.
Cars of the old are termed Vintages clothing lines reach a point where they are said to be out of Fashion. Technologies of the old they say it’s now obsolete.
Even food has a Best Before date, it expires. All things come to a point that they are considered to be useless and outdated. But I’m happy that there is a Man called JESUS who does not change with time, nor does He become obsolete.
The same Jesus who was preached by Paul is the same Jesus we preach today The GOD whom Abraham served is the same GOD whom we serve today.
Our GOD doesn’t change; He is the same, yesterday, today and forever. (Heb 13:8). WE HAVE A GREAT & AWESOME GOD WHO IS NOT CHANGED BY THE TIMES BUT HE IS THE ONE WHO CHANGES THE TIMES
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You know something is wrong, when you can’t remember the last time you were truly happy…
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Restaurant Humor…😜😜
Today afternoon I went to a restaurant for lunch
and It was full,
no place to sit.
I took out my mobile,
placed it to my ear and
said loudly –
“sis come fast, he’s here with someone else.”
Sixteen couples ran away!
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[Dear Ladies]
Have you ever made a guy drop you off at another guy’s place?
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Terror to my heart is what you bring,
when I anger you.
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Just imagine How The Ladies Who Dumped BILL GATE
When He Was Upcoming Would Feel Now ..
Ladies Be Careful Not To Make Similar Mistake With Me
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I think this December is going to be the best December we’ve ever experienced 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I’ve already bought ice cubes for it and a cabbage for January just in case to be on the safe side
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My Teacher asked me to define “Trouble”
I walked to d front of the class and said
“Trouble is when you drove on it bike🛵 to the Police 👮 checking point without a driving license. So u were canned 24 times with wire. As u entered ur bike🛵 with tears😭😭, You shouted “God punish you”, pointing at the Police. Unluckily Your bike🛵 did not start again.😂😂😂
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True love is when you die and your girlfriend
kills her self to make sure you don’t talk to other girls in heaven
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Disagreement In Relationship ?🌹)
💗💛🌻💛💗
A relationship with no arguments is a relationship with a lot of secrets and sometimes secretive relationships aren’t so good. Disagreements in relationships are healthy. They help partners to get to know more of each other’s LIKES and DISLIKES. And when disagreements arise between partners, it doesn’t mean that they should just end a relationship. Sometimes a break up is not a solution to minor problems that can be solved.
💚💖~💖💚
Talking things out is better than letting go of a relationship you have kept for many years. So whenever disagreements come up in your relationship, don’t always think of breaking up with your partner as a solution. You just have to text, call or meet your partner and you have a straight heart to heart talk. If you were the one that is wrong, admit it and say SORRY to your lover.
❤💝~💝❤
I am sure if your partner truly loves you, he or she will forgive you and your relationship will go on. Don’t feel so big to say sorry to your lover. Saying sorry takes nothing from you, it’s just a small word which quickly soothes the tension or the pain between lovers but very many people out there fail to say it. Say it whenever you are wrong so that you can save your relationship and always mean it.
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Please live your lives in such a way that we
are not forced to lie at your funerals.
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