Me as a husband introducing my wife and kids in a ceremony*
Me: this is my first wife
Her: and current wife
Me: and these are her kids
Her: they’re also his
Me: we keep it friendly
Her: on account of we’re still married
Me: and I love these kids like they’re my own
Her: because they are
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The world is full of nice people,
if u can’t find one then make yourself one
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My future wife is somewhere with her boyfriend enjoying themselves,
thinking that they will get married.😁
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Those girls who dont usually post status but pictures and are always online on facebook……, they are big leaders in asking guys money!!!
Dont catch feelings after reading this…..chill girls and keep on asking for donations!!!
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Chess is da only game in da world,
which reflects da status of the husband.
The poor king can take only 1 step at da tym
while the mighty Queen can do wtevr she likes;-)
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I wonder why there Is a fence at the zoo
I mean who would steal a lion
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Teacher: “Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?”
Nick: “What do you think it is, Sir?”
Teacher: “I don’t think, I KNOW!”
Nick: “I don’t think I know either, Sir!”
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W A R N I N G * Please share this important warning with all your friends if you truly care.
Drinking and driving is extremely dangerous. Last Sunday evening, a friend of mine, while drinking and
driving, put his arm out of the window to indicate that he was turning right and someone grabbed his beer and ran away!
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When I talk to you,
my day gets a whole lot better.
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Everybody makes mistakes.
The trick is to do them when
no one is watching you.
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If we’re dating and your family likes me
if we break up we gonna be siblings,
I can’t loose a good family just because
of your stubbornness
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In a “Mental Hospital” of 38 patient’s, a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?
Dr: “Well, we fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(b). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
and ask them to empty the bathtub.”
Journalist: “Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger.”
Dr: “No, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Please go to bed No.39.
We will start further investigations on you!”
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I wonder what pastors say when are chased by dogs.
“Amen amen amen”
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Two mad men organised to run away🏃 from the mental Hospital, they started planning and agreed that they will go to the gate , beat up the security😎 then open the gate and run away
….. When they reached the gate the security was not there and the gate was wide open …they said “SHIT our plan has failed
, let’s go back we’ll try again tomorrow”
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it’s So Unfair When You Love Singing
But You Weren’t Born With A Good Voice
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I didn’t have a problem with foreigners until
they started selling fake and expired foods😏
I really wanna know why they risking
our lives with poisonous foods.
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