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“I don’t hate people, I just feel better when they’re not around.”

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WATCH YOUR MOUTH
In the middle of an argument are the
times that most people say some things
that can tear the other person apart.
Because you know your partner, you
are tempted to say things you know that
are very sensitive to them. The only
thing about saying nasty and hurtful
things to your partner during this time
is that it will stick and stay with them.
You can apologize over and over again
but those words will stay in the noddle
of your partner. And even if you break
up, those words will also carry over
with them to their new relationship. You
have self-control over what comes out
of your mouth. Use your self-control
and watch what you say.
Good Morning
Have a Good Day

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Sometimes second chance work out better
than the first b’coz you already learned from your mistakes.

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Ladies Please can you please be honest with me..👌
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Can Your parents buy you R3500 Brazilian Hair..??

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The worse part about being in a relationship is that
you have to take a bath on weekends also…

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Fake Friends – Never ask for food🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 🍻🍻🍻..
Real Friends – Are the reason you have NO food!🍶🍶🍶 🍩🍩🍩🍺🍺🍺
Fake Friends – Call your parents mr. / Mrs.👫👫👪
Real Friends – Call your parents Dad / Mom👫👫👫👫
Fake Friends – Never have seen you cry..😞😒😞
Real Friends – Cry with you😭😭😭😭
Fake Friends – Borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back🎳🎳
Real Friends – Keep your stuff so long, they forget it’s yours!🔨🔨 🔩🔩
Fake Friends – Know a few things about you..🎆
Real Friends – Could write a book about you📝📝📝📝💾
Fake Friends – Would knock on your front door.. 🐢🐢
Real Friends – Walk right in and say
“I’m home!”🐤🐤🐤
Fake Friends – Will help you up when you fall over😑😑😑
Real Friends – Will jump on top of you and shout “dog pile!”😁😁
Fake Friends – Are around for a while..😒😒
Real Friends – Are for life🙌🙌
Fake Friends – Say “like you” in a joking manner😒😒
Real Friends – say “I like you” and they mean it☺☺
Fake Friends – will read this.😒😒
Real Friends- will comment his/her best friend name

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Two people who are causing problems in the world/;
A RICH guy
A beautiful woman

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Just Because You found Him/Her at Church doesn’t mean S/he’s the One, Demons👹 go to Church too! ✋

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We live in a society where females think it’s okay to state their preferences, “tall guy with a beard, big ass package, light in complexion with killer abs. ”
But when I say I don’t like fat women, I’m insensitive & I’m body shaming. Fruitcake generation. The levels are staggering.

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If your dad doesn’t have a beard,
you’ve got two Mums.

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{Dear Ladies}
A man that truly loves❤ you would stand
by your side even when you get pregnant for another man. That man is your dad.

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She’s the type of girl that can be so hurt
but can still look at you and smile..

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A man is called to his manager’s office after coming from funeral
Manager:-moyo its the fourth time you have gone to bury your father. And you have gone to bury your mother five times. How many times do your parents die??
Moyo:- let me explain sir. When my mother died my farther remarried. So I call that wife mother. When my father died my mother remarried. And when she died my father also remarried. And that has been happening over and over again. That is why I have buried my parents several times…

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1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does
MOSQUE.
2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN.
3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.
4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE….
5. ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS.
6. LYING has 5, so does TRUTH.
7. HURT has 4, so does HEAL.
8. NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE.
9. FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS.
10. BELOW has 5, but so does ABOVE.
11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.
12. ANGER has 5 so does HAPPY.
13. RIGHT has 5 so does WRONG.
14. RICH has 4 so does POOR.
15. FAIL has 4 so does PASS
16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 so does IGNORANCE.
All it takes is for you to make the pefect choice. I decree positivity into yo life, prosperity, wisdom, financial freedom, peace and love. In order to claim this prayer just comment “AMEN”, Like and SHARE with friends.

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UNBELIEVABLE FACTS!

It takes 7seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3kg.
The length of man’s penis is 3x the length of his thumb.👍
A humans heart beats faster than a man.
A women blink 2x as much as men.

A women has read this entire post…
A man is still looking at his thumb.

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