Given 👦 – what’s country is next to USA
Daddy 😧 – USB
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They had great seats right behind their team’s bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?”
“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello? It’s only 25 cents!”
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On the road to success,
there’s a curve called failure,
a loop called confusion,
speed bumps called friends and red lights called enemies.
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A man needs a woman who can push him.
A woman needs a man who can uplift her.
Find someone who challenges your growth and matches your worth
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was in a restaurant today n wanted to impress my girlfriend.
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after looking at the menu I called the waiter n said ” pleases give me two plates of Joarces forgorios.
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the waiter said ” sorry sir but that’s the name of the restaurant’s owner.”
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Speaking on behalf of all girls!
Boys stop giving us your money
we’re not your kids😾
We only care about what’s in the trouser.
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Happy New Year dear husband!
May our bond grow stronger
with every passing year”
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Sometimes it is better to have tears in our hands
rather than a fake smile on the face
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I want to run my fingers through your hair and feel your lips against mine.
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Lovely days do not come to you You should walk to them..
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Dont count your days.
Make your days count.
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Stomach Running is Just Like WI-FI,
The More You Get Closer To The Toilet,
The More The Signal Become Stronger
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Remember when you thought you’d die when your ex left you?
Look at you now, all strong and ready for the next heartbreak.
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To all guys who hurt girls,
please don’t stop
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Cant wait to have my own Home
so i can watch P*rn with Full Volume on a big screen Tv
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No matter how young or old you may be, your future lays in your hands, every morning when you wake up, that’s reason itself to know how blessed you are, everyone isn’t that lucky, we all face unsolvable problems, who’s perfect right? enjoy your time here on earth, problems won’t go away but we will so STOP stressing on things that don’t have value in your life rather be a blessing in someone’s life & add value to that. Good morning have a blessed day. Jesus loves u. Life isn’t easy but with our Heavenly Father beside us we can conquer anything in his name
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