Raise Your Hand If You Also Have That One Chair In Your Room
That’s Always Full Of Clothes

That moment when u visit your
rich relative in the surburbs,
then his wife serves u 2 slices of
bread,1 egg and a small cup of tea.Then the
children come to u and ask “uncle,so u will
finish all these?”
.
In yo heart u will be like “Fotseki,i finish the
whole loaf alone,now whats this?”🍞

*IT’S HARD TO BE A TEACHER AT TIMES.*..

*Teacher:* ”Construct a sentence containing the word “sugar”
*Pupil:* ”I was drinking tea this morning.”
*Teacher:* ”Where is the word sugar.”
*Pupil:* ”It is already in the tea..!!”

My relatives: When are you getting married?
~•~•~
Me: On my wedding day!

I Told my uncle that I see myself wen I luk at him.
I don’t know why he smiled becoz there’s honestly too much Vaseline on his face

Anyone selling a second hand relationship?
even if it has problems, I will fix it myself

Tourist: can you show me the way to the Mortuary?
Me: oh!! That’s easy, Just close your eyes and cross the road.
You’ll be there in no time🚶

Have you noticed?
Nobody Drinks alcohol
Faster Than Someone Who Didn’t Pay for it!

I drops my girl at home & just puts hand on the wall by the gate for support, leans
towards her;
Me: Can I kiss you?
Her: Not now, I’m at home.
Me: Please.
Her: No
Me: You were too sweet in bed today.
Her: Waoh! you too, full of energy. I could not believe we had foUr rounds.
Me: Let me kiss you good night.
Her: Someone may be watching,they still think I’m a virgin at home.This goes on
for ten minutes,
– then her brother appears at the gate and says “Dad says whether you kiss
him or not its your decision,but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button because everyone at home is listening to your conversation

In Africa after locking the door with a key,
you must try to forcefully open it without a key
to see if it’s really locked, it’s in Our DNA.

My sister..
If you go with your friend to your man’s
house and the dog doesn’t bark at her..
Wisdom! My sister I say wisdom!

The reason im using free mode is not data
problem but i don’t wanna see pics of
some people, i can’t afford having night
mares