[After fetching my school report]
Ronnie : “dad i have some great news”
Dad : “what son?
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Ronnie : “remember that E200 that u promised to give me once i pass?
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Dad : “yes my son”
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Ronnie : “well!, you can keep it”
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[After fetching my school report]
Ronnie : “dad i have some great news”
Dad : “what son?
–
Ronnie : “remember that E200 that u promised to give me once i pass?
–
Dad : “yes my son”
–
Ronnie : “well!, you can keep it”
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When you are no longer in love with a guy
, the sound of his snoring irritates you ,
but when you are still in love with him you
will be tempted to record it and use as
your ringtone
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THE PREGNANT DEER – such a beautiful story !
In a forest, a pregnant deer is about to give birth.
She finds a remote grass field near a strong-flowing river.
This seems a safe place.
Suddenly labour pains begin.
At the same moment, dark clouds gather around above & lightning starts a forest fire.
She looks to her left & sees a hunter with his bow extended pointing at her.
To her right, she spots a hungry lion approaching her.
What can the pregnant deer do?
She is in labour!
What will happen?
Will the deer survive?
Will she give birth to a fawn?
Will the fawn survive?
Or will everything be burnt by the forest fire?
Will she perish to the hunters’ arrow?
Will she die a horrible death at the hands of the hungry lion approaching her?
She is constrained by the fire on the one side & the flowing river on the other & boxed in by her natural predators.
What does she do?
She focuses on giving birth to a new life.
The sequence of events that follows are:
– Lightning strikes & blinds the hunter.
– He releases the arrow which zips past the deer & strikes the hungry lion.
– It starts to rain heavily, & the forest fire is slowly doused by the rain.
– The deer gives birth to a healthy fawn.
In our life too, there are moments of choice when we are confronted on αll sides with negative thoughts and possibilities.
Some thoughts are so powerful that they overcome us & overwhelm us.
Maybe we can learn from the deer.
The priority of the deer, in that given moment, was simply to give birth to a baby.
The rest was not in her hands & any action or reaction that changed her focus would have likely resulted in death or disaster.
Ask yourself,
Where is your focus?
Where is your faith and hope?
In the midst of any storm, do keep faith on the Creator always. He will never ever disappoint you. NEVER.
Remember, He neither slumbers nor sleeps…
One of the best I have read….
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As you start and end your day,
say THANK YOU for every little things in your life.
And you will come to realize how blessed you truly are.
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If you’re a guy and you work very hard for your money,
Please marry a hardworking WOMAN
that knows the value of it
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Making someone laugh when they’re feeling down
is one of the best feelings in the world
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2000s should have their own alcohol like *Purity Lager,
Nestle Draft & Nutriday Vodka..
We cant share alcohol with babies.
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A Real Wife Sleeps On The Floor When
The Husband Brings A Sidechick Home!!!
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Teacher : class give me name of any City you know
John : Cape town city
Teacher : very good..anyone else?
David. : New York City
Teacher : nice…Rainbow your turn
Rainbow: Electricity
Teacher : what 😮?
Rainbow : joking ma’am Rythem City.
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Open Debate For Ladies:
Can you allow your friends to sit on your boyfriend’s lap??
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Listen here 👏🏽
Limpompo will always be Limpompo. Stop correcting us.🖐🏽 🤣🤣 if you object we’ll add another mpo!! Limpompompo!!!
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When the relationship is in ICU
.
Her – I love you.
.
Him – My data is finished, I’ll respond you tomorrow
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After sex🍆🍑….
Girl: babie i need iphone 7 or samsung galaxy s8 edge….
Me: it was just sex so stop acting like you gave me your kidney!!!
😂😂😂men can be rude sometimes
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If a baby born in the morning is called Monica, Evening – Evelyn, on the floor – Florence.
What do we call a child born in a car?
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Teacher: why do humans have different blood groups😕
Rich: so that mosquitoes can have different flavours
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Welcome to Satafrika where a Gal would proudly says ….
“I’m single and happy” …
while she is a side chick to a married man
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