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My Trust Issues Started When Mom Said ”
Come Here,I Won’t Beat You”..

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Better football because you play with shorts
than wrestlers who fights for belts without pants

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Dont know why people always offer me Food.
Do i look Hungry.??

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“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older.
Then it dawned on me . . . they’re cramming for their final exam.”

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Habits That Will Make You Poor Forever

There are habits you can develop that will make you poor forever.

1 Sleeping early and waking up late

Poor people sleep early and wake up late. Statistics from a popular researcher in USA showed that nearly 90% of the poor people sleep between 7pm and 9pm and wake up between 6am and 9am while rich people sleep earliest 9pm and wake up latest 6am.

In life, the more time you dedicate into your work, the higher the chances of getting optimum results.

Poor people don’t see the value of putting more time into their work, they simply work under instructions.

2 Take a lot of alcohol daily and other hard drugs

The worst mistake you can make is to start swimming into alcohol. You will eventually become an addict, thus affecting your output.

If you want to be rich, you must have specific time you take alcohol and the limit set.

3 Keep lazy friends

Your friends will determine how far you’ll get in life because your thoughts and your friends thoughts are almost similar. If you have lazy friends, friends with little ambitions, the only thing you can achieve in life is breathing.

4 Marry and have many children when you have nothing

If you’re born by poor parents, the best thing to do to your life is not to marry when you have nothing or if you get married don’t have many children. It’s ironical that rich people have few children while poor children have several children.

When you give birth, that child will always look up to you for all the basic needs a human being needs. If you have 3 to 20 children, you will need several granaries of food to satisfy them. Nearly all your resources will be directed towards upkeep.

5 Spend too much time in school and college

Education should have limits. On this earth, no employer will pay you money enough to satisfy you even if you possess 30 degrees. Rich people have few academic papers because they know the value of being innovative as opposed to possessing many degrees. If you look around, you will hardly find a billionaire professor, why?!!

6 Avoiding risks

Most people always like to take safe routes, which is why they are poor. Great opportunities are hidden where risks are high. When you avoid taking risks, it means you have decided to settle for less.

7 Minding other people’s business

When you focus too much on other people’s affairs, you forget about your purpose in life.To succeed, you have to take time to plan, execute and see results. But if your work is to monitor what others are doing, you will achieve little.

8 Being an employee forever

Tell me how many employees are listed in top 1,000 wealthiest people on earth. There is no employer who will pay you more than they pay themselves.

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Nice thing about being black is that we can bury a person
we dont knw just to eat free food

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Every day there is something new that makes me love you even more than the day before.

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In a “Mental Hospital” of 38 patient’s, a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?
Dr: “Well, we fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(b). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
..and ask them to empty the bathtub.”
Journalist: “Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger.”
Dr: “No, a normal person would pull the drain plug!… Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!”
……………………………….
😀😀 You also thought of the bucket, didn’t you?
Please go to bed No. 40!

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I love you. Don’t ever think that I don’t,
and don’t ever forget that I do.

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You can’t change people, either you accept who they are or start living life without them..! ☝❤

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When you think your relationship is a movie,
But🤦i it’s just an advert!

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Relative: kya karte ho?
Me: Import/Export ka business.
R: Wow Great, kaha pe?
Me: Twitter se Tweet import karke FB & WA pe export karta hu.

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Love is when he gives you a piece of your soul
that you never knew was missing.

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Loving you means that I will accept you for who you are,
for everything that you are, love.

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An American girl will introduce her boyfrnd to her Frnd,
n her will be like, wow his cute
But when a Nigerian introduce her boyfrnd to her Frnd,
she be like ehe oya tell him we are hungry

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Do u ever just stare at an incoming call as your phone rings, waiting for it to hang up so u can continue using your phone?😂

You are evil

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