Happiness is the highest level of
success Be Happy.
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if u dn’t like me,
Then buy a map get a CAR nd Go to HELL :p
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If she blocks,unblock,block unblock you.
My brother marry that psycho she really loves you
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Sinkie is on his death bed
He has all his family around him
He’s about to say his final wishes so he asks for a couple of witnesses..
He then starts to speak.
Bobby my son, I leave you all of my houses..
Billy my son I leave you all the bungalows I have .
Teresa I leave you with all my flats
And finally to you Brenda my lovely wife I leave you all of the tenements that are still left …
The nurse says OMG what a generous man I never realised he was so rich ..
To which Brenda his wife says
‘Don’t be daft He was a window cleaner ‘
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Live in such a way that if someone spoke badly of u..
No one would believe in it..
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When you thought you’ve seen it all.
Waiter : would you like to eat something sir?
Him Nah thanks.
Waiter : And you Madam?
Her : Bring two Nah thanks and water pls
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*I am self employed so if you see me talking alone don’t bother to ask me , no problem ,maybe I have staff meeting
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I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
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Ladies, please stop staring at us
when we’re walking with our girlfriends in town.
We’re aware we made the wrong decision!
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As soon as I wake up I grab my phone.
I don’t even check if am still alive..!
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1.Wife : “why r u home so early?”�
Hubby :
“My boss said go to hell!”
2.Doctor : Howz ur headache ?
Patient : she’s out of town
3. Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
4.No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood
5.Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
6.Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.
7.It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.
8.Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.
9.Q- You know why women love shoes?
A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit..
10. Q- Why can’t Women Drive well?
A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
11.Q- Why can’t Women stand a day in a Jungle?
A- There are no Shopping Centers..
12.Q- How to save a Dying Woman?
A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..
13.Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
14.The woman who invented the phrase “All men
are the same” was a Chinese woman who lost
her husband in a crowd.
15.There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen. Some have
girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what
happened=))�
16.Wives are
magicians. ….. . . . . . . . . . . They
can change anything into an
argument
17.Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY? A very INTELLIGENT man
replied: Women don’t have a wife!
True or false?
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A daughter is telling her Mother how everything is going wrong. She’s failing algebra, her boyfriend broke up with her, and her best friend is moving away. Meanwhile, her Mother is baking a cake and asks her daughter if she would like a snack. The daughter says, “Absolutely Mom, I love your cake.”
“Here, have some cooking oil,” her Mother offers.
“Yuck” says her daughter.
“How about a couple raw eggs?”
“Gross, Mom!”
“Would you like some flour then? Or maybe baking soda?”
“Mom, those are all yucky!”
To which the mother replies, “Yes, all those things seem bad all by themselves, but when they are put together in the right way, they make a wonderfully delicious cake! God works the same way. Many times, we wonder why He would let us go through such bad and difficult times, but God knows that when He puts these things all in His order, they always work for good! We just have to trust Him and, eventually, they will all make something wonderful. Hope your day is a “piece of cake”
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World Economic Outlook
One Day A Tourist Comes To The Only Hotel In A Debt Ridden Town. Lays A $100 Note On The Table & Goes To Inspect The Rooms.
Hotel Owner Takes The Note & Rushes To Pay His Debt To The Butcher.
Butcher Runs To Pay The Pig Farmer. Pig Farmer Runs To Pay The Feed Supplier.
Supplier Runs To Pay The Prostitute, Who In These Hard Times Gave Her Services On Credit.
Hooker Then Runs To Pay Off Her Debt To The Hotel Owner For The Rooms She Rented For Her Clients.
Hotel Owner Then Lays The $100 Note Back On The Counter.
The Tourist Comes Down, Takes His Money & Leaves As He Did Not Like The Rooms.
No One Earned Anything. But The Town Is Now Without Debt & Looks To The Future With A Lot Of Optimism.
And That Is How The World Is Doing Business Today.
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Girl : hey babe , send me R500 I wanna do my hair.
Guy : ok bae cool let me send you R2000 instead ,
sharp.
Girl : I received R2000 babe thanks , but don’t forget that
R500 neh
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Alone with my thoughts
Alone in my dreams
Alone in the night
Alone with my screams
Alone in dat place
Between sleep & awake
I lay here alone
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Relationship stress 💔😏 Mara, Today I scratched someone’s head in the taxi, thinking it was mine.
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