I’ve just met a fat police woman how does it come honestly to qualify there
you have to gym hard is SAPS for KFC or government am just confused
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Some of you girls are dating the best
boyfriends in the world but you wouldn’t
know because you’re comparing him to
your friends boyfriend
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What is confusion 😖❓
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Confusion is when you steal meat 🍗 from the pot🥘, and you forget whether the spoon 🥄 was on top or inside the pot..
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“No Thanks, I’m A Vegetarian” Is A Funny Thing To Say
When Someone Tries To Hand You Their Baby 🤣😂
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JOKE OF THE DAY
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Wife sent a message to her husband
“Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way
back from office, and Priscilla says hi to
you “.
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Husband : Who is Priscilla ?
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Wife : Nobody, I was just making sure that
you read my message
Twist in the tale…..
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Husband : But I’m with Priscilla right now ,
so which Priscilla are you talking about?
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Wife : Where are you….?
Husband: Near the vegetable market
Wife : Wait I’m coming there right now …!
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After 10 minutes she texts her husband
“Where are you”?
Husband:”I’m at office. Now that u’r at the
market, buy whatever vegetables you need.
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Block Your Moms Slap & Listen To Her
Telling The Whole Family
How You Tried To Kill Her
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A man married a beautiful girl. He loved her very much. One day she developed a skin disease. Slowly she started to lose her beauty. It so happened that one day her husband left for a tour.
While returning he met with an accident and lost his eyesight. However their married life continued as usual. But as days passed she lost her beauty gradually. Blind husband did not know this and there was not any difference in their married life. He continued to love her and she also loved him very much.
One day she died. Her death brought him great sorrow.
He finished all her last rites and wanted to leave that town.
A man from behind called and said, now how will you be able to walk all alone? All these days your wife used to help you.
He replied, I am not blind. I was acting, because if she knew l could see her ugliness it would have pained her more than her disease. So I pretended to be blind. She was a very good wife. I only wanted to keep her happy.
Moral:- *Some times it is good for us to act blind and ignore one another’s short comings, in order to be happy*
*No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That’s the spirit of FORGIVENESS. Even though the eyes don’t see each other, they see things together, blink simultaneously and cry together. That’s UNITY.” May God grant us all the spirit of forgiveness and togetherness*.
1. ”Alone, I can ‘Say’ but together, we can ‘talk’.
2. “Alone, I can ‘Enjoy’ but together, we can celebrate
3. ‘Alone, I can ‘Smile’ but together, we can ‘Laugh’.
*That’s the BEAUTY of Human Relations. We are nothing without each other*
The razor blade is sharp but can’t cut a tree; the axe is strong but can’t cut the hair.
*MORALS: Everyone is important according to his/her purpose. Never look down on anyone unless you are admiring their shoes*.
Share to educate someone. I have done my part.
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The very same God who turned stone to bread
and water to wine
can turn your Girlfriend to my Wife..!! 💍
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It’s easy to flirt, easy to cheat and easy to get what you want. But having someone who’s truly sincere, honest and consistent, that’s rare. So if you have them, keep them. Don’t ever play with their heart and feelings. Because in the end, you’ll surely regret it.
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Marriage = Buying
Engagement = Lay-by
Dating = Window-shopping
Vat en Sit = Theft
God is watching you.
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Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
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i Became Private With My Life 💯 , i Used To Tell My Friends Everything 🔥 ..
But Now , i Don’t Tell Anyone Anything ✋
And if You Ask Me , I’m Always Good
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Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?
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When they move from Europe to Africa =Voyages of discovery.
When we move from Africa to Europe =Illegal immigrants.
A group of Africans in Europe =Refugees.
A group of Europeans in Africa = Tourists .
A group of Africans in the bush = Poachers .
A Group of Europeans in bush = Hunters !
Black people working in a foreign country =Foreigners.
White people working in a foreign country=Expatriates!!
This world has failed Africa!
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Every heart has a pain.
Only the way of expressing it is different.
Fools hide it in eyes,
while brilliant hide it in their smile.
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If your BAE wants your Facebook password don’t hesitate to give them.
They will probably find what they’re looking for
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