I applied for a new job as a server at a retirement home. When asked why I left my last employment I replied, ‘Yes, sir, the wages were good, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked.’
They played a game they call BRIDGE, and every night a lot of folks were there. As I was about to bring refreshments, I heard a man say ‘Lay down and let’s see what you got.’ Another man said ‘I got strength, but not much length.’
And then another man said to a lady, ‘Take your hand off my trick.’ I pretty near dropped dead just when a lady answered, ‘You forced me. You jumped me twice when you didn’t have the strength for one good raise’. Another lady was talking about protecting her honor.
And, two ladies were talking and one said, ‘Now it’s my turn to play with your husband while you play with mine.’
Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving I hope to die if one them didn’t say, ‘Well, I guess we can go home, this is our last rubber!
Let’s say you had a lot of money. Anything you wanted you could buy, you would probably have a long list and with all that money, many people would call you successful. But what about that other list? The real list of things that money can’t buy, the list that comes from the heart.That real list probably includes; a longing to be loved, a family that gets along, the needs to be accepted just the way you are, and you want that whole things in your heart to be filled, which only God can do. Have fruitful day wherever you are my people. Much love
I was sitting at KFC enjoying my hot wings…a
well dressed man, caring a bag, walked in. In
the
mean time a woman walked in saying to the
man… Woman: My husband just died I have no
money to feed my kids…without no hesitation
the man open the bag and gave the woman R50
000 in cash. Me sitting there i was like wow this
guy is truly a good guy. Few seconds later a boy
came in sobbing and crying saying to the guy
Boy: Sir I’m an orphan…can you give me R10M
so that I can start my own business …without
no
hesitation again…the man opened a bag and
wrote a cheque of R10M and gave it to the boy.
Me sitting there I was like F***k it this is my
moment…this man was sent to me …out of
Nowhere I started sobbing and crying deeply I
left my hot wings run to the man kneeled while
gripping him by his trouser and said to him…
Me: Sir I have a wife and 6 children…and im
unemployed…can you give me R20M so that I
can start my own business too…some few
second later I heard people laughing from
outside…and the director said cut…cut…cut
…cut….sorry brother we are shooting a
movie.
Which Of These Sentence Gave You A Great Joy When You Were In School?
1. Go Out For Break
2. Test Is Cancelled
3. Take A Sheet Of Paper
4. Answer Only One Question
5. Go Back Home There Is No School
6. The Mathematics Teacher Is Sick
7. If You Know You Owe School Fees, Walk Out.
Just indicate with number only.😃😃
Dear: Bae 😝😘💏🔐
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You Can’t Just Dump Me😂 I Won’t Believe You. So I Want The Following Things:
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•3 Months Notice Before We Breakup 😉
•Police Affidavit 😊
•2 Pages Yama Reasons😍
•59 Minutes Ya Voice Note Stating Why You Dumping Me. 🔒💏
•Both Parents ID Copies
😜
•Your Parents Permission Letter 😘
• Lastly You Have To Slaughter Atleast Two Fat Cows For My Ancestors And The gods, To apologize For Hurting My Feelings 😍😜
No one really cares about you, no one really understands what you’re going through, or what hurts you.. No one does or want to be with you forever as they say, they’re all fake and they’re all with you when they need you, and then in a moment of shit they leave you.. You’ll find yourself alone, so lonely that you can’t hear any voice except the voice of your noisy thoughts.. You’ll figure out that it’d be better to never trust someone, never open up to them, to never let them know your weakness, keep them out of your shitty world, suffer, feel the pain, heal your own wounds, survive, alone .. “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger
In China, they eat Rats and Theres Nothing wrong with that. Would it not be a good idea since we as South Africans don’t eat Rat, Start Rat Farms and Export them to China?…. I have been a Resident of Thokoza, Yho! Those Rats are huge. I hear Alex Got Rats too and Rats Give birth like nobody’s business, this could be a multi billion Rand business
Interviewer: – What Drives You?
Candidate: – The Bus Mostly.
Interviewer: – I Mean What Motivates You To
Get Out Of Bed In The Morning?
Candidate: – Missing the Bus!
There is a blonde driving on the highway. Her husband
calls her on his cell phone and in a worried voice says;
Honey, be careful please! I just heard on the radio that there
is a crazy driver, driving the wrong way on Route 90
Woman says; I know, but there isn’t just one, there are hundreds!
