My Ex was tryin to embarrass me in front of her frnds by sayin
am not good in bed…🍑🍆
She was shocked when they all disagreed
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Stop posting your problems on Facebook and start drinking alcohol
like the rest of us
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*Dating a girl with a big head isn’t a problem. The problem is, when she wants to lie on your chest, you will feel as if you are carrying the entire country’s problems*
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Just Because you’re In A Relationship doesn’t mean
you’re taken.
We can still take you or Borrow you..
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How to trick weed smokers
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WHEN TO BE SILENT . . .
The Bible
1.Be silent In the heat of anger – (Prov 14:17)
2. Be silent When you don’t have all the facts – (Prov 18:13)
3. Be silent When you haven’t verified the story – (Deut 17:6)
4. Be silent If your words will offend a weaker person – (1 Cor 8:11)
5. Be silent When it is time to listen – (Prov 13:1)
6. Be silent when you are tempted to make light of holy things – (Eccl 5:2)
7. Be silent When you are tempted to joke about sin – (Prov 14:9)
8. Be silent If you would be ashamed of your words later – (Prov 8:8)
9. Be silent If your words would convey the wrong impression – (Prov 17:27)
10. Be silent If the issue is none of your business – (Prov 14:10)
11. Be silent When you are tempted to tell an outright lie – (Prov 4:24)
12. Be silent If your words will damage someone else’s reputation – (Pro 16:27)
13. Be silent If your words will damage a friendship – (Prov 16:28)
14. Be silent When you are feeling critical – (Jam 3:9)
15. Be silent If you can’t say it without screaming it – (Prov 25:28)
16. Be silent If your words will be a poor reflection of the Lord or your friends and family – (1 Pe 2:21-23)
17. Be silent If you may have to eat your words later – (Prov 18:21)
18. Be silent If you have already said it more than one time – (Prov 19:13)
19. Be silent When you are tempted to flatter a wicked person – (Prov 24:24)
20. Be silent When you are supposed to be working instead – (Prov 14:23)
“WHOEVER GUARDS HIS MOUTH AND TONGUE KEEPS HIS SOUL FROM TROUBLES” (Prov 21:23).
“BE STILL, AND KNOW THAT I AM GOD” (Ps 46:10)…
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– *Job Vacancy!!!*
Salary R18 000 per week, with free
– Accommodation,
-Meals and
-Company Car.
Limpopo Game Park need someone to:
-Bath Lions,
-Take care of the Tigers,
-Play with crocodiles &
– Feed snakes
No qualifications and experience required.
If interested please send your CV to *jonty@limpompogp.gov.za*
Let me know if u taking the job.. if u not don’t be jealous forward to others..
.
NB: *Please don’t ask what happened to the previous worker
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No matter how expensive your clothes are, it can’t cover your foolishness. If you are foolish you are foolish
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What do you call the security
outside Samsung Galaxy shop??
–
Guardians of the Galaxy
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My Roommate’s parents were here today
so before they leave they took out R500
and said we gonna see what to buy
.
So my Roomate doesn’t wanna give me my
R250
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I’m never ever gonna judge a girl for living with a man at a young age . Sometimes that’s where they find peace, not everyone finds peace and comfort at home. They say,”there’s no place like home”. Some of us our homes are depressing and we’re happy at streets, clubs, taverns, other people’s homes and etc away from home. Don’t judge what you don’t understand.
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“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
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My relationship is doing well
and
I’m thinking of opening another BRANCH
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If your girl is quiet, you better believe something’s wrong. It’s either she’s:
1. Overthinking about something
2. You said something wrong
3. She’s getting jealous
4. About to cry
5. Needs your attention
6. Hungry
7. All of the above
Don’t ignore her when she’s silent.
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She posted ”I miss my Dead”
I commented ”Please don’t miss English classes”
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I Can’t Wait To Be An Ancestor,
There Are Some People I Need To Deal With Spiritually!!!
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