Her: “How much do you love me?”
Me: “Look up at the stars above, that’s how much I love you!”❤
Her: “But it’s afternoon, there are no stars?”😕
Me: “Exactly!”
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Don’t take me as a purse.
You only consult me when you are in need.
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Dating a girl in secret become serious
when to get her know her parents
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Judge me not for my guilt but for me to serve as a deterrent to others and myself
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Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
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There are still good ladies out there who won’t cheat
or ask you for money but
their stubbornness will frustrate your life
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We come from different families, we don’t think the same, we don’t do things in a same way! How they’ve raised you is not how they’ve raised nor taught me! NEVER THINK THAT YOU ARE BETTER THAN OTHERS, in front of the eyes of the Lord we are all equal.
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If 5 seconds of smile can make a
photograph more beautiful then just imagine,
if you keep always smiling,
how beautiful your life will be.
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Teacher to his student: Give me the opposite to this sentence: “Children In the dark make mistakes”.
Student: “Mistake in the dark makes Children”
Teacher: get out.
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And sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in.
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There are two things you should never waste your time on:
Things that don’t matter & People that think you don’t matter…
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When a taxi driver won’t get to where your going,he will stop a taxi for you which will get you to your destination. So in relationships if you won’t get to the promised Land of marriage, please hook us up with the correct people going to the marriage destination as well and we don’t waste each other’s time
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Once there was a beggar.
he said to one old women please give me one chappati,
old women said you have phone ? I
will send you one pic of chappati.
print it and eat it .
when he listen this he was faint there.
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Who Is More Stupid…??
(1)•The one is watering the garden while its raining…?
(2)•The one who shinning shoes for an ID photo…?
(3)•The One who reduce a TV volume to read an SMS..?
(4)•The one who fix a pen with an ovaralls..?
(5)•The one who takes a lunch box while he is working at the next door..?
(6)•The one who sell the bicycle just to buy a pump..?
(7)•The one who do eye shopping with a trolley..?
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Don’t forget to share…
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On judgement day I’ll be wearing a Zimbabwean flag to notify jesus that i cant go to hell twice
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Boy To Girl: “I Bet I Can Make You Say “I Love You”
Girl: “Its Impossible.”
Boy: “Ok, Lets Try! Say Abra Ka Dabra”
Girl Hanste Hue: “Abra Ka Dabra.”
Boy: “Say Scrappy Coco.”
Girl Confuse: “Scrappy Coco.”
Boy: “Say Love.”
Girl: “Love.”
Boy: “What 2+2”
Girl: “4”
Boy: “How Old Are You?”
Girl: “18”
Boy: “Haha!! I Told You I Could Make You Say 18.”
Girl: “No, You Said You Could Make Me Say I Love You.”
Boy: “Yes, I Did It.“
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