Serious Couples are chasing money together
you and your bae busy worrying about
“Ex vs Current Challenge”..!

Keeping a low profile is the best,
that’s why up until now nobody knows that
Rihanna nd Beyonce are my ex’s….
Haters will say I’m lying

That girl u are eyeing is beutyfull,
because her boyfriend is not stingy like u,
ladies is the volume oky

*I’m selling chickens online, you transfer money, I will give chickens 🐓🐓directions.*🤒

I want to Open a Mortuary!*

*_Guys promise me that you will die to support my business._*

Winnie died at the age of 81 Mandela would be 100 years of age this year.
My point is when Winnie was 21 ,Nelson was 40
Ama blessers Didn’t start yesterday

Winnie dies at the age of 81 and Dali Mpofu is 56.
My point is when Winnie was 21 ,Dali was 5 yrs old
Ama Ben10 didn’t start yesterday

When you meet the right person you will
realise that you were not asking for too
much!!

Imagine Dating Just For 5 Years And A Girl Already Think You Love Her and that it’s a serious relationship…. I Mean What If I’m Just Testing Your Faith

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I am not going bath🛀🛁 until the temperature is above my age!!!

If a chick come to my crib & i go to the
bathroom she gotta clap until i come back,
if she stop clapping she stole something

Knock Knock…Who’s there ?…Norma Lee!…Norma Lee who ?…
Norma Lee don’t go round knocking on doors !