Sometimes i just wonder what the Guy that discovered milk was doing with the Cow’s breast in the first place..

Wen l drink alcohol…Evryone says l’m alcoholic.But… Wen l drink Fanta..No one says l’m fantastic

Next time I take a lady out I’m inviting her ex…. I need to hear both sides of the story, Continue Reading..

Pain is when you go out to throw away a Pizza Box and no one sees you

The Impala was running like mad in Mana Pools. Elephant asked: Why are you running? Impala: They are arresting all Continue Reading..

I know I’m single, but somebody cheating on me bro I can feel it

Learn to be specific… Don’t pray for a job, if you just want money… Get straight to the point

If he always get home at 04:00am or 05:30am never ever call him your boyfriend or husband but an alarm⏰. Continue Reading..