Quitting FB is like running away from home…
we all know u doing it for attention
and that u will be back
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*My phone is very spiritual guys*
Last Sunday l went to church ,I walked almost half way then my phone starts showing “NO SERVICE” I returned home very happy I knew *there was no church that day
Thanks to my phone .
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Are U 18 yrs & above?
Do u have a valid ID passport?
Can U speak English & any other language?
Are U lookin for a 9am – 5
pm Job with a Monthly Salary of N350,000 and a weekly allowance of N20,000?
No work during wkends & u only have to work half-day on Fridays?
If U’re interested in this Job, Pls contact me with Ur
full details … SO DAT WE CAN LOOK FOR IT 2GEDA…COS
Am also looking for that type JOB:😂😂😂😂😂😂
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To avoid condom related accidents, use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them.
If the outer one breaks, she will know; and if the inner one breaks, you will know!
– Wisdom will kill me
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Your broke boyfriend doesn’t even take you out or buy u airtime … all he knows is saying
“wen will you come to see me ”
as if he is admitted in hospital* My sister pliz cheat on him God will understand your situation
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January hunger plz don’t kill us couze
our children smell food from our neighbours
so plz try to play faraway to us
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I refuse to die until I know the relationship between
peanut butter and the cat!🐈
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When she says she’s a virgin then you tryna
be romantic by licking her tits
then boooom!!! Tswerrrr Milk
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A touching Story:
A boy touches a girls hand,
and the following a girl touches the boys hand…
what a touching story.
😄😃😆😁😀😀🤣😂😂
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That awkward moment
when you’re buzy laughing with your crush…
and your nose decides to make a balloon.
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My kids passed away all of them.
They are going to another Grades.
I am going to Braai them all.*
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My Zulu Neighbour congratulating his Children.
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I just went out and saw a ghost
Outside.
Me: hey!!!
Ghost: I hv a boyfriend.
..
..
Am I suppose to single all my life???
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If I say you’re beautiful don’t say
“Really?”
Coz I can’t lie twice.
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She posted ::my bae is 40 so what?
.
I commented : you spelled dad incorrect
.
I wonder why she blocked me
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South Africa is a very good country Joo first it was free moola for just giving birth, then free food at school. Free wifi, free WhatsApp, free Facebook, free education. Joo Joo Joo. What’s next vhele free pussy?
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Life would be good if guys treated girls
the way their mothers treat Tupperware
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