Have you ever looked back at the past
and realized you were such an idiot?
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When you put that ring on my finger,
you put a chain of death around my heart.
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*Many women normally don’t have transport money to & from the man’s place. But once they suspect you’re with another woman at your place, I don’t know where they get the money, you just hear her knocking on the door*
*But women…. How*
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The world has grown suspicious of anything
that looks like a happily married life.
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A morning.
Mom: you can wake me up with your father and early in the morning.
Domeng is easy to climb.
DOMENG:tay, is now awake, mom says you’re still early in it.
Dad: tell your mom. I don’t want to enter! Is dropped.
Domeng: Mom, she doesn’t want to go to father.
Mom: (angry) tell you your damuho dad. Get up and he will be in.
Patakbong climbed is.
Domeng: Tay. Mom is angry. Please come in.
Dad: I will not enter! Don’t be naughty and you might taste! Domeng dropped again.
Domeng: don’t really like mom.
Mom: make it a way. Enter your father when that is not in classes,
You don’t have dota!
Domeng: Mom, nothing ganyanan. Dad doesn’t really like it.
Mom: ah take care of you. I am still hoping for 10 hours.
Domeng: WTF!? Just like lightning to climb the room climb.
Maya more, with a strong thump and crying to go down is hsbang
Holding the flushed cheeks.
Mom: oh?! Napano ka?
Domeng: Father hit me. (dropped dad, angry angry. )
Father: where is that fucking child.
Mom: Hey! You Batugan! Why did you hurt is? Father: how does it hurt!
I’m dinuraan in the head. Twice more.
Mom: is it true domeng? You Dinuraan your father?
Domeng: (crying) yes, I heard because you last night, you said dad.
” you’re duraan because of the head, don’t want to come in.” then you said.
” Duraan again when I really don’t. So I dinuraan with the head dad should be three
Times. A while ago, I don’t want to enter.. huhuhu. Mom is my dota?
Mom: this child is still a snack there
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I asked her “what your favourite soapie?”…
She answered” it’s Protex”
-I forgot to faint
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If your girlfriend an’t working..
Its her job to kill the mosquitoes
while u are sleeping
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How many slices of cheese
must i eat for me to be cheeseboy?
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When She Takes Off Her Weave Before Sex
Cause She Wanna Face You, Man To Man!!!
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Those people that greet u
and hold onto your hand..
what the plan?…
you want to take my hand with u?
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Mom: why are u late? How many times do i have to tell u to go home before 7 pm?
☆
Daughter: Not now mom, im tired! Projects, Assignments, stress, exams, e.t.c
☆
<The mother fainted right there because her daughter was in preschool
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The way people look at u
when they’re in a bus and u walking on foot…
you’d swear they’re in a private jet
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Mom: why are u late? How many times do i have to tell u to go home before 7 pm?
☆
Daughter: Not now mom, im tired! Projects, Assignments, stress, exams, e.t.c
☆
<The mother fainted right there because her daughter was in preschool
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once you see two fat people talking,
just know they are discusing heavy stuff
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A day will come when the world will celebrate your name,
your fame, your personality and your views.
But April Fool comes once in a year and that your day. 🙂
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The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
– The tender one
– the amazing one
– Lady of my dreams
The wife got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother
, and then called the second number his sister replied back . She dialed the third her own phone rang !!!!
She cried until she got her eyes swollen because she doubted her husband, so she gave him her monthly salary to make up for her sin.
Once his mother knew of the story, she sold her jewelery and gave him the money
The husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as “Abu Khalid The Electrician” …
Men Men Men!!!!!!
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