*Sweet mistake*
I wanted to send sms to my wife dat ‘I love you’.
I mistakenly sent it to my landlady. She responded “I’ve been holding myself for too long, I love you too. Please kindly stop paying rent.”
..What should I do?
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Girl: my right leg is lunch my left leg is dinner,
what have will you have?
Boy: I will like to have snacks between lunch and dinner…
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Some boys will be like”I don’t date fat ladies”
but they have fat mothers.
My brother don’t rush,
be humble like your dad.
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If u like someone and
the conversation is flowing,
Block them…Yebo, I said
Block them
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If he dumped u in December…
Don’t let him come back in January
You are not a cabbage
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She is using iphone 8 and
she’s calling u to tell u she’s hungry😑
My guy just tell her to eat the
remaining apple at the back of her phone
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Happiness Is Switching Off The Bathroom Light
While There’s Someone Inside!!!
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Imagine Going To Heaven And All The Kids
You’ve Been Aborting Says
“There She Goes!!!”.
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Nobody Hates You Like A Girl
Who Wants Your Boyfriend!!!
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If Actions Speak Louder Than Words,
Then Why Do We Learn English Instead Of Kungfu ?
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Nobody Hates You Like A Girl
Who Wants Your Boyfriend!!!
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It costs R0.00 to tell your chick she looks
beautiful everyday
.
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.
.
Even though she looks like a Dragon
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Busha: no sex today im still mourning my father
.
Mshini: I know…That’s why im wearing a black condom…Now open your legs..lets have sex…let me pay the condolences
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I wonder what people do with the time
they save in typing “K” instead of “okay”
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Being attached to someone is not a joke✋
After they cheated on u…
You find yourself eating rice one by one for 8 Hours
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Mshini: Im by your gate baby come out
.
Busha: come out come out what!!!! Do I look like a demon ?
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