Girls who are busy complaining that men have s*x or
impregnate them then run away.
My question is:- when u score a goal do you remain at the goal post or do you run celebrating wildly?

If he always get home at 04:00am or 05:30am never ever call him your boyfriend or husband but an alarm⏰.
My sister even if you poison that idiot😂
God will understand!!!!!!!!

Good morning!!!!

Her : bbe I Think um pregnant
Me : keep on thinking Tell me when you are pregnant.

Then she slap me whaT I have done can anyone Tell me !

– That Hurtful Moment ,
After You’ve Finished Watching A Series Or A Movie
Then Now You Have To Go Back To Your Miserable Life

i Just Beat A Homeless Woman So That
She Can Go To Hospital And Have A Bed To Sleep On

If girls can cheat on soldiers, people carrying AK47’s and grenates
What about u thabo with yure laptop bagg
Txt😒😏

[A dog barks next door and it was
disturbing Rainbow and his wife to sleep]
.
Wife: Hunny the dog barking next door is
really noisy.
.
Rainbow: Mmmh leave it to me i will teach our
neighbours a lesson… (Rainbow goes to take the
dog and tie it in his yard then he goes to
bed)
.
Wife: Sweety what have you done to it, its
making a louder noise now.
.
Rainbow: I took it its in our yard now.
.
Wife: What for??!!
.
Rainbow: Relax I want them to experience the
pain of being disturbed by your next door’s
dog.

When a woman is crazy about you,
pray that she doesn’t get well,
because when you notice she is getting well,
it means another man is giving her medication.

Me: 147895672077.
Girlfriend: Thanks for airtime baby.
Me: Its electricity, boil water and bath.

The problem with women these days is that they don’t know Eve used to give Adam money every week

There is no privacy in this country anymore.. How can i be pressing my phone in a Taxi and someone from behind will says
“Uncle scroll back,, i did not see that girl’s picture well”😞