When You Stalking Your Crush On Facebook And You Accidentally Like A Post From 2014, You End Deactivating Facebook, Breaking Your Phone,
Moving To Nigeria And Changing Your Name To Adze

South African police be like “Shut up and start talking wena mahn

When you see cockroaches in your house
just know you have food.
Cockroaches are like slay queens
they don’t like poverty

That moment when your girlfriend introduces you to her sisters and you realise that you are actually dating the ugliest among them all.

Bofebe is Not A Profession Ladies
Go To Shoprite And Drop Ur Cv They Take
Everyone, even those With Ugly Eyebrows

You having a nice laugh with a nurse in a
taxi then all of sudden she says “HIV needs
you to be like this, you need to laugh with
people”

Are you still as hot as you were in secondary school or it’s a long story?

Girls think it’s cute smoking weed with their boyfriends. he will leave you for a decent girl then use your story for a testimony at church

Behind every angry women stands a man
who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

Support him until he makes a good living so he can leave you for a girl
he couldn’t get when he was broke…