Ladies, funny Guys are dangerous.
They make you laugh and laugh and laugh…
Then Boom! You’re naked
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Ey I Haven’t Watched Soccer For A While Yooh…
Please Is Roman Reigns Still Playing For Manchester City
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You are renting a 1 room and you come here on
Facebook and post stuff like; “Having breakfast in
bed” like you have a choice.
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I really don’t know what this World is turning into…
Just few days ago I laid my hands on you nd
today you are no more Rest in Peace My November Salary
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I saw a burglar breaking into his own house, I said what are you doing?
He said working from home.
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I really can’t wait to have Twins and
name them Terms & Conditions
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Rich was driving🚗 home late one night. His front lights were no longer working, so he was driving on the road behind a car whose front lights were working perfectly👌
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All of a sudden the car🚘 in front stopped moving. Rich waited close to 5 minutes in his car but the car in front didn’t move✋.
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Rich then shouted “why did u stop?? Come on keep moving!!”😕
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The man in the car shouted back “should i still keep driving in my own garage”?
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My sister I’m warning you,Never date a Guy with two Legs👣
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He might run🏃 away when you get Pregnant(
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Put on my wig, false nails, false
eyelashes, bit of Botox and
Silicone here and there,
I’m looking for a Real man.
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HOW TO LOSE A GUY
Next time he text you at 🌑night,respond with
Senzo Mteshane:”she is sleeping bruh”
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She Thinks The Guy Who Broke Her Virginity
Is The same Guy Thats Gone Marry Her 😂😂😂😂😂
should I Tell her Or ???
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He dumped you after 8 years? But why date somebody for that long?
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Men don’t print Airtime.
If he doesn’t call you, call him. Trust me you won’t die!
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A donkey fell in the deep pit and people decided to bury it with soil . As they were pouring soil in the pit to cover the donkey body. The donkey shaked the soil poured time and again until the pit was full and it walked out of the pit. People realized that instead of burying dead the donkey they were helping it to come out of the pit
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No machine cleans a room faster than a Guy expecting a girl
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“A woman went to visit a doctor with a
black eye!
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Woman : Doc,my husband always beat me
up everytime he comes home drunk…..I love
him and i can’t get him arrested,can you
help me please!
Doctor : When he comes back home just
drink a glass of water,don’t swallow water
through.”
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»Woman go back home and waits for her
Husband….she drinks water and doesn’t
swallow.The husband comes back home
and went straight to the Bed…
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The following day, she visited to the Doctor
Doctor : Did you do as i adviced?”
Woman : Yes!……and it worked,he didn’t
even touch me a Bit!”
Doctor : You see what happens if you keep
your Mouth Shut!!
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