Someone said ”I am hope that’s
I will got distionsion(A) in English”

*Nothing in nature lives for itself. Rivers do not drink their own water ; Trees do not eat their own fruits.The sun does not shine for itself; and Flowers do not spread their fragrance for themselves. Jesus did not sacrifice for himself. Living for others is a rule of nature. We were all born to help each other. No matter how difficult the situation you find yourself in ; still do good to others*

Please give me $100

I need to Quit Drinking beer .
The problem is people will say I quit bcoz it’s January.
So I will quit in August.

English chicks times

The Best of the Thing
.
Her: John is a rich man

Morning Down

When she is twerking
but nothing is
shaking

I knew weed was not meant for me the
day I wrote a letter to God and spent 3 hours
straight trying to throw it to Him in the sky.

Before engaging in a facebook comments fight,
make sure your English is better than the opponent

She Posted : What Can I Do For You today??
.
Her Sister Commented
” Bring Back My Black Panty

Not everyone looks good when pouting
Some be looking like they’re blowing candles

“That pain woman feel during child birth,Is the same pain we feel when you tell us I love you as a friend

When you busy with foreplay and you start licking her face

and her eyebrows disappear

Bare ” schools are still closed but someone
already missed her periods

I feel so sorry for women who get married to teachers..instead of finding money/coins in the pocket when washing their clothes.

They usually find chalk or list of Noise makers