Suppose You Lost Your Pen?
Lost Your Pen – No Pen
No Pen – No Notes
No Notes – No Study
No Study – Fail
Fail – No Diploma
No Diploma – No Work
No Work – No Money
No Money – No Food
No Food – Skinny
Skinny – Ugly
Ugly – No Lover
No Lover – No Marriage
No Marriage – No Children
No Children – Alone
Alone – Depression
Depression – Sickness
Sickness – Death
Moral: So Never Lose Your Pen
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A Farmer Instead Of Keeping Scare Crow In His Farm Kept The Photo Of Rajnikant.
Can You Imagine What Happened?
Birds Were Bringing Back Grains Taken Last Year.
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In A Routine Checkup
Nurse To Engineer: “Breathe Deeply In And Slowly Exhale, Do It 3 Times.”
Engineer: “Ok”
Nurse: “What Do You Feel Now?”
Engineer: “Your BODY SPRAY Is Simply Superb Babe.“
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Dual Heart Attack Message By A Girl.
1st Message: “Let’s Breakup Now, Its All Over”
2nd Message: “Sorry-Sorry, That Was Not For You“
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A New Born Baby Ask To Nurse: “Can I Use Your Mobile Phone?”
Nurse: “Why?”
Baby: “Actually I Want To Tell The God I Am Land Safely To The Earth, Now Arrange A Girlfriend For Me And Dont Forget To SMS Me Her Address“
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If she didn’t reply to your text,📲
she’s a hoe and 🙏Jesus saved you
from a💔 heartbreak.
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You are short because your father
tried to pull out. The rest of your
height landed on the sheets.
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Nothing Is More 👶🏿Childish Than
Being Angry At Me For Forgetting
Your Birthday
Did I Give Birth To
You ? 😂
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A moment of silence to those girls
Who think their current boyfriends
will marry them
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I have never been tired of meat
That’s why I decided to steal in the cabbage the entire January
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How to survive January
1) date a taxi driver for free ride to work
2) attend each and every funeral in your hood for a free plate
3) borrow meat from your neighbours and make soup and take it back
4) stay away from broke girls or niggas even he/she is your xondile
5) use one teabags at least 3× before you throw it away
6) use a taxi to work and save petrol
7) mix water with sugar to make a drink
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Madness is when you put a girl on profile pic
while others put her on bed .
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10 BIGGEST ECONOMIES OF AFRICA 2017
Rated in US$ Billions
1. Nigeria :$172
2. South Africa :$166.735
3. Egypt :$78
4. Algeria :$66
5. Lybia :$65
6. Botswana :$22.675
7. Ghana :$20.458
8. Morroco :$18
9. Ivory Coast :$11
10. Madagascar :$6.766
TOP 5 POOREST COUNTRIES OF AFRICA 2017
1. D.R.C
2. Zimbabwe Bankrupt
3. Somalia
4. Eritrea
5. Rwanda
TOP 3 RISING ECONOMIES OF AFRICAN
1. Nigeria
2. Egypt
3. Botswana
TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH MOST BILLIONARES 2017
1. South Africa
2. Nigeria
3. Ghana
4. Egypt
5. Lybia
TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH THE HIGHEST CRIME RATE
1. South Africa
2. Nigeria
3. D.R.C
4. Rwanda
5. Ethiopia
TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH MOST OF ITS CITIZENS LIVING OUTSIDE IT
Rated in Millions
1. Zimbabwe :2.6
2. Nigeria :2
3. Somalia :1.6
4. Mozambique :1.456
5. Malawi :1.245
TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH THE BEST LITERACY RATE
1. Zimbabwe
2. Nigeria
3. Ghana
4. Gambia
5. Egypt
TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH WOMEN WHO BLEACH
1. Nigeria
2. South Africa
3. Bostwana
4. Zambia
5. Namibia
TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH THE MOST H.I.V/AIDS CASES 2017
In % out of 100 of Africa
1. South Africa :25%
2. Botswana :17.7%
3. Ghana :12%
4. Nigeria :6.6%
5. Zimbabwe :4.2%
TOP 5 MOST CORRUPTED COUNTRIES IN AFRICA
1. South Africa
2. Malawi
3. Nigeria
4. Kenya
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Any woman cheating on her man this year may u catch fire, break your leg, loose your front teeth…
Any man cheating on his woman…Father forgive us and teach us how to love for we don’t know what we are doing.
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One day in a class room ( teacher and pupils)
teacher: good morning children?
pupils: good morning Sir.
teacher: today’s topic is English,
who can tell me what people in abroad are called?
Pupils: township .
teacher:wonderful,
then people in home what are they called?
Pupils: townGoat ..
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Never rely on anyone Even Alicia
Keys knew the girl was on fire
instead of saving the poor girl
from burning
Yaz Nizofa
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