Dating a lady with a tooth gap is all fun until you take her on a date and she says ” Thweatheart, path me the thomatho sauce”😌😌

I feel sorry for women married to teachers😌😌😌 instead of finding money in their husband’s pockets while washing their clothes,,,,,, they find chalks and list of noise makers😅

*In Africa we don’t need CCTV cameras, the neighbours are enough 😂.if you think i’m lying bring your girlfriend at home when your wife is not around and see 😂😂😂😂😂😂*

TEACHER: What’s a valley!
Tmx: A valley is a long “depression” in the land, between two higher parts, ma.
TEACHER: Excellent answer tmx. Give me an example!
Tmx: The space between your boobs….😌😌

I am currently serving a one month suspension what was my mistake…

Imagine dating me.It won’t happen.
But just imagine..

Sometimes God sends an ex back into your life to see if you’re still stupid.

Stop checking your phone your crush doesn’t care about you

Three simple steps to forget your ex:

1-Block your ex
2-Add me
3-Text me

My favourite memory of my ex is when she left 💕

Love your problems and they’ll leave you soon

Dads be like go help your mom..

BRO go help your wife

This guy comes back 4rm da toilet, when a women says to him, “Hey, you have left your GARAGE door open”!” As the man is zipping his fly up, he says with a big smile,”Did you see my big black hummer?” The woman replies, “Nope just a MINI COOPER with two flat tires.”

You cannot show us witchcraft for a good 2 hours only to tell me at the end “TO GOD BE THE GLORY”
I’m done with Nigerian movies

Practising your signature over and over again
just in case you become famous.