New virus called ” feelings ”, dont catch that

Being ugly sucks, you take 10 selfies and delete 12

Btw I’m single for anyone trynna fall in love with me

Husband borrowed $250 from wife.

After a few days he again borrowed $250

Seeing some money in husband’s wallet, she asked husband to return the money

When asked how much, wife said that he owes her $4100.

On request of the breakdown, below is working given by wife💁🏻.

1). $2 5 0
2). $2 5 0
*Total $4 10 0*

Husband is still finding the school where she learned Maths.
🙄🤔🥴😷🤗🤭

Breaking news.
Chinese president has finally spoken on the “CORONA VIRUS” in china he said ↣↣↣Shaici ting yang teng wena feng lemise Dong fong ‘hong choo la’ ,Jiehang zhing cho
Yanghi Xanghi…….xauhn shei Huang chongle
I agree with him because it’s for our own good as Africans😜😜

*American guy’s wallet:*
1. Dollar bills,
2. ID card and
3. Credit Cards

*#African guy’s wallet:*
1. Condoms,
2. Expired ATM Cards,

3. National id,

4.betting papers,
5. toothpicks etc

*#American lady’s handbag:*
1. Money,
2. some chocolate, 3. Credit card,
4. Apartment keys.

*#African Lady’s handbag:*
1. Comb,
2. pad,
3. Morning after pills
4. dress,
5. makeup kit,
6. mirror,
7. smart phone charger
8. roll of toilet paper
9. coins for change
10. Power bank

😂😂😂 😂

So touching true…

Bro if you are broke tell her you are broke
Not I will see what I will do
You will do nothing

There’s nothing as heavy like a packet of cond**s after buying them and she switch off her phone.It feels like you’re carrying a sack of cement…

5 ways to keep your man happy
1. Respect him
2. Give him your facebook code
3. Always listen to him even though its crap
4. Let him watch soccer instead of going out
And last but not least…
5. ARRIVE NAKED!!

dancing in front of the mirror is fun
not until someone saw you.

40 And 42 Are Both 40,
I Mean 42 Is Fourty – Too

I can remove your sadness and your clothes