Fresh boys are always single.
Once you started dating him,you will realize you’re his 8th “Girlfriend”
🤏🤏🤏😂😂😂😂😂
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No matter how cute or handsome you are
You’ll still look like a cow when eating sugarcane
🙄😎😏😎🙆♂🙆♂🙆♂
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You ask me what is my name & I answer you politely 🙄 My name is Ben Sir, & you start asking me silly question like, it is Benjamin, Bernard or Benedict? 😡 It’s your father that answer all those names 😠
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Me: I have a problem of forgetting things within 3 seconds
Doctor: when did the problem start
Me: which problem ?
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What is the first sign of getting old ??
*Grey Hair….*
No!!
*Loss of Memory….*
No!!!
*Wrinkles in Face….*
No!!!!
*Doctors Prescription and Medicines….*
No!!!!!
*Baldness….*
No, no, no!!!
Then what!!!!!??????
_*When Your Wife Stops Suspecting You*_.!😀😀😀😀
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Boy : Happy Valentine sweetie.
Girl : Thanks honey. Where’s my Valentine’s gift?
Boy : (Points out) Can you see that red BMW parked over
there?
Girl : Oh my God! Yes! Yes! Yes! I can’t believe this.
Boy : I bought you a toothbrush of the same colour
😆😆😆😆😆
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*Chinese couple living in Africa gave birth to a black Baby. In anger, husband asked the wife …. Chi, why Baby black? She replied , we live in Africa, no Electricity… Me hot, U hot , sex hot … Baby burnt.*🤣🤣
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*Dating a policeman can be very stressful. You tell him “I Love You” he asks you “Do you have evidence to support your statement”?*
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Dear group members, please decrease the brightness of your mobile phones. The group’s electricity bill has increased too much this month
Thanks for your understanding.
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Guys
Sometimes you Should take the suitcase, go to the airport, take pictures and go back home😂😂😂😂🙈 just confuse the enemy
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After high school, I decided to try to go to Medical School. At the entrance, we were asked to re-arrange the letters:-
*PNEIS*
to form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when active.
Those who wrote spine are now professional doctors while the rest of us who wrote what you thought about before you saw spine are now WhatsApp groups and Facebook group admins
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No woman can control me
no woman can control me
but when she says go lock the door first
you fly like a bird
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If you help a lady when in trouble
she will definitely remember you
when in trouble again
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Xhosa girls don’t deserve to be taken out on dates cause when you taking her out on a date she will bring her friends along
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People fall in love at inbox and crying after breakups on facebook
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I’m not good in maths but tell me that u are preg, I will count the days we last had s**, count how many strokes I did, count how many minutes we did per round and even count how many steps you took coming to my place😂
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