I don’t lie to dog anymore cause yesterday I didn’t feed them and they tell boss.😭😭
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When someone tell you that I will let you know my friend you are the last option
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This is a secret, pls don’t tell anyone, I only told. Jackson, Debby, Paul, Sly and you.🤐
This is how BBC News started🤗
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They say every man is polygamy in nature.. Makawa!🌚 I wasn’t there when they say it 🙄 when God said let’s there be light and there was light 🔥 was Nigeria there??🤷
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Mood killer in relationship is “Bae borrow me your phone” 😓 even Bae I’m on periods or not tonight “is nothing compare with that 😂😂
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Fresh boys are always single.
Once you started dating him,
you will realize you’re his 8th “Girlfriend”
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Teacher:Who ever answer my last question will go home
Student:Threw a bag outside the class
Teacher :Who just threw that?
Student :me
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I I am coming from my child school to take results
1 .MATHS…U
2.ACCOUNT. .E
3.ENGLISH. .U
4.Facebook. .B
Whatsapp. .A
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Am eating and u flashed me and now decided to call u back 😕😕😕😕😕
U told me to guess who u are😒😒😒
Are u mad in complexion😠😠😠😠😠
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Comment with a biggest lie
Me : I love my girlfriend
Whats yours?
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Whites: Nice car😊
Blacks: Can you believe it? He doesn’t even have matric
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So technically showing up at the bank
in a mask and gloves is ok now.🤔😆😂
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Next time when they shout “something big is coming your way in 2020” don’t just shout “I receive!!”.
First ask “what is that?”
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The number of girls👩 some men👨 promised to marry but never did,
is enough start “GIRLS SECONDARY SCHOOL😕
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Ladies, when you are hurt does removing your whatsapp profile picture make you feel better? 🤔
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Black Label 5% alcohol, sanitizer 70% alcohol…
Are you thinking what I’m thinking? 🤔
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