If we’re in a relationship, your clothes are basically mine too. Don’t ask why do I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
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Is your Man stingy ?
Are you tired of him ?
Do you deserve better ?…
Hurry now, get a Job and leave someone’s son alone,
Satan✋
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Imagine you are a parent, your daughter is in form 3 and she is going to school. You escorts her to the bus station and after 3 hrs you are told that the bus she was in has had an accident and no one has survived. As you are making funeral arrangements you get a call from your daughter saying ” mom, I was not on that bus, my boyfriend insisted I spend two days at his house before I go” What would you do as a parent? How would you feel?
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Lalelani If you are fasting for 21 days, yet you still don’t love others, are bitter, angry, unforgiving, lie & gossip🙄… Please just eat. 🤐
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Good morning .😍😍
If your boyfriend gives you money please keep it to yourself, don’t come and confuse our girlfriends PLEASE…😑😑😑
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My mother-in-law visited me and my wife but coincidentally, that day my wife was feeling for s** and she did not want to whisper to me since i was busy sharing stories with her mother. My wife tricked me by pretending she has headache and went straight to the bedroom. After some minutes, I followed her leaving her mother in the sitting room. I took some time there, but when I came back I had forgotten to close my zip.
Mother-in-law: How is she feeling now?
Me: She is now feeling better, I have given her paracetamol.
Mother-in-law: OK, close the pharmacy……
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The reason why you don’t know some of your relatives is because you are not rich,
make money and see them introducing themselves.
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Tall girls are hot cause they’re closer to the sun
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I was disappointed, I thought I was going to get rid of a pizza box at the door, I can’t be seen by anyone! But it doesn’t matter, I have followed it. I will try again tomorrow.
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I sent her R500 for transport to visit me , now she texted me saying “,they got an accident nobody survived
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I called a married lady who was owing me money, but she didn’t pick my calls.
I called 10 times more, still no answer. Knowing that her husband was not at home, I decided to send her this message:
“Hello Sisy, I’m not calling for the money. I just wanted to tell you that 2 girls were fighting over your husband in town today. It was a big fight and he was just there watching, until one of the girl managed to escape into his car and they drove off”.
After some minutes, she called me but I ignored her. She kept calling and I found 21 missed calls from her and a message which read:
“Where was the fight?
Where did they go?
Did you Notice any of those girls? Please tell me, I am falling apart.”
I just read and didn’t respond. She called again, 5 times and I didn’t answer, then another message from her:
“I have your money, please can we meet, so you tell me more?”
Then i replied, “Okay, you can Send it to My Account so that when I pass by the filling station to refuel, then I will pick you and drive you to one of the Girl’s House because I know them.”
After 2 mins, I checked my account balance, my money was fully paid.
I then switched off my phone and slept like a baby…..
This January you need to be sharp
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂.
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GUY: Babe I really want you to be mine
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Girl: Lol! I have a boyfriend sorry.
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Guy: Goalposts have keeper but strikers
always score.
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Girl: Lol! You look like a defender in this one
then.
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Guy: Sergio Ramos is a defender but he has
scored in 2 champions league finals.
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Girl: Whatever Dude! Besides my
boyfriend is tall and rich!.
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Guy: Manuel Neuer is 6’4 but Messi still
chipped Him.
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Girl: Lol! But you know that Messi is richer than
Manuel Neuer right?
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Guy: Sure I know but Messi isn’t taller dan
him, so that is 1 – 1
and that was all Barcelona needed to oust
Chelsea and move on to win the champions league that year. So?
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Girl: You never give up do you?
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Guy: Ac milan were leading 3nil in first half against liverpool in 2005 cl final, yet Liverpool won the trophy.
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Girl: Lol! This your knowledge of football will
really take you places.
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Guy: Lol, surely will and the next destination
is your heart.
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Girl: Don’t even try it I will just block you
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Guy: In 2006 Petr Cech tried blocking
Stephen Hunt from scoring, Cech ended up hurting Himself.
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Girl: Loool! you are a genius, call me I’ll be free
this weekend!!!.
Anything is possible with Football
😂😂😂
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Ladies Imagine arguing with your dark skinned boyfriend and he says, You wont see me again then switches off the lights😂😂😂😂😂
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Only a married woman can handle his husband
when broke
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Going to school is not even in the Bible….
Are u sure we are not committing sin🙄🙄
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I never repeat my mistakes twice, I make it like five or six, you know,
just to make sure.
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