Him: “What’s your favourite Colour?”😊 •~• Her: “Please stop asking me stupid questions, can’t you ask a more logical and Continue Reading..

Stop fixing the country go and fix the brick you put under your bed it has shifted

Double heart attack message from my wife to me today: 1st SMS: Let’s break up now, it’s all over. 2nd Continue Reading..

If your enemies throw a stone at u, . . just smile and throw back a flower at them.. . Continue Reading..

When are banks going to have special like “withdraw R1500 and get R500 free

Some people will say Africa is not united, our countries went to the world cup together and came back together. Continue Reading..

Some people come into your life JUST to send you ‘wud’, ‘hud’, ‘wuw’, ‘k’, type of texts!!

If The First Button In A Shirt Is Put Wrong, Then Every Button Will Be Wrong.” -Prem Tailor, Shahdara, Delhi