Just in case no one told you today,
you’re ugly
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Dear Parents, if we are too old for Christmas clothes at least buy us beers
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Meet Up=R250
Meet Up+Hug=R350
Meet Up+Kiss=R500
Don’t Have Time To Waste!
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If you can’t dance 🕺 after drinking 🍻🥂 at least speak English or promise people jobs, don’t just waste alcohol. 🙄
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“I wish I met you before I met my wife” national anthem for married men😂😂😂
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Rich people will struggle for years to get a child …but a broke niqqa will touch a girl’s knee and the next thing you will hear is: I missed my periods
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My girlfriend asked me to pass her a lipstick
but I accidentally gave her a glue stick.
She still isn’t talking to me
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The way some white people are so racist you will swear that at their schools there’s a subject called “Racist subject”
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A guy impregnated three girls in his area,
he begged two of them to abort, which, they did.
Right now, the third girl just gave birth to triplet..
Are we not serving a living God
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I used to think that people with big lips
speaks in capital letters
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can someone teach me how to stop being a fast replier,
i look desperate
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If a girl texts you first, just save your time and block him 👌
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Tonight is the longest night of the year,
its sad you gonna spend it alone 😔
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Kiss can remove anger,
but too much kiss can remove clothes
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Wanna know a fact?
Your crush is liking someone,
and this someone isn’t you. 🙃
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SERIOUS WARNING
On The 31st December Around 23:59 Do Not Go Outside Your House Otherwise You Will Come Back Next Year. Please Tell Everyone You Care For😌
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