Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband is back! Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: Damn, I am the husband!
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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Big trouble is when you ask a girl to sleep over and she didn’t wake up the next day, my brother ur own done finish🙆♀️
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I want my own girlfriend,
but if God gives me yours,
who am I to say no😂🤣🤣
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I will never accept friend request from my neighbour again,
how can she ask me if i have returned her frying pan on my timeline.
Am pissed off.
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*Only in Nigeria Adverts oooooo…*
You will pour your mother’s pot of soup on your White clothes
and your mother will Smile Because of OMO.
In Real Life…
You’ll Die!!! Idiot.
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😥😥
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My Friends will be posting Motivational quotes on social media
but I know them real Life They don’t have sense!!!😂
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My Neighbor who was jailed
since 2008 has been released
yesterday, he is asking me
why Everyone is OFFLINE on 2go
What do I tell him?
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I once cried over a heartbreak💔 but after eating friend rice and chicken,
I drank coke then realized it was hunger😂😂😂😂
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I haven’t been so lucky, anytime i meet a lady,
its either her rent has expired or
her birthday is next week 😩
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I went for a wedding today, my village people forgot to follow me.
Guess what?
They started sharing rice from my seat. 😂
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If u pay a lecturer 2 million naira to pass his course and d next day d lecturer died, what will u do???😂😂😂
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Girls when you going to sleep over at boyfriends place please bring all your toiletries.. Some of us we don’t like sharing face cloths and toothbrush
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Hello Loml, first of all, I must, confess, when I first met you, you were a risk, a mystery and a puzzle.. . Buh falling in love with you was the most certain thing I had ever known n I m *glad*
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Noko :- our house is very small. Me, my Uncle’s Wife, my
Uncle, we sleep on the same
bed. Every night my Uncle Dons asks, ‘Noko r u
sleeping?’
Then I say No & then he
slaps my face & gives me a Black eye”
Teacher:- 2nite when ur Uncle asks again, keep dead
quiet & don’t answer.
The folowing morning Noko comes back with a
black eye again.
Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again?
Noko : Uncle asked me again, “Noko äre u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead
still.
Then my Uncle & my Uncle’s Wife Sophie started moving,
, Sophie was
breathing eratically, kicking her legs up frantically
& squealing like a
hyena on the bed.
Then my Uncle asked my Aunt Sophie, R u coming? Sophie said, Yes I’m
coming, r u coming too? Uncle Dons answered:- Yes im coming sweety.
They don’t usually go anywhere without me so I
said “plz wait for me, I’m also
coming!” He slaped me again
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*I have two toothbrushes in my house, one for me and one for all my girlfriends. Each of them thinks its her personal toothbrush*
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Can’t stop laughing..I was buying mangoes at the junction while waiting for change I saw a woman with a little child. The child was walking a bit faster than the woman and the woman shouted; “Degree wait for me”. I was so amazed hearing that name. So to satisfy my curiousity, I walked closer to the woman and asked; “madam, why do u call this child degree”? The woman laughed and said “I sent her mother to the University and this is what she brought home…kikiki
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