*Doctor asked me “When last did you have s**? In front of my mom.
I turned to my mom and asked…
What type of food is that?*😂

My neighbor z planning on bringing a native doctor to the compound,cus they stole her chicken…..
Chicken that is not even sweet

Ladies that goes out wit N100 and come back with Sharwama, Pizza, ice cream nd 10k. Please which God are you serving?

*Can you imagine, the HEN I bought Since December 2018 hasn’t laid one single EGG…*

I think her MOTHER-IN-LAW has tied her Womb.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1k airtime for anyone who can spell the sound made when a bottle of Coke is opened?…I’m serious

*Do you know dat wen u wear native to church and stand on the alter, it is called Alternative*
_If u experience u will know_
🤣🤣😋😋😋

My landlord daughter is bathing and she is singing “Come & see,
Come & see, Come & see what the lord has done,” Should I go?😂

Stop looking for a perfect partner to date or marry… Na we wey remain b this,,, except if you go check heaven. 😅😅😅

Hearing your name being
called🗣,when no one has
actually called you is a sign
your village people are
testing their microphone.🎤
😂😂😂

if you’re bathing and someone mistakenly enters the bathroom😱,
what will you hide first🙈
Me: my Soap😂😊😀

Always dress well, smile, be humble and act calm,
so that when you fart in public,
no one will suspect that it’s you. 😁

Guy if she tells u she has a
Boyfriend know it Dat u are
Fighting with one man but
If she said she is single my
Brother u are fighting with d
World