Guy 1 : bro I have ever gone to the moon. What about you ?
Guy 2 : am planning to go land on the Sun.
Guy 1 : you will burn before reaching the there😨😱😳
Guy 2 : hey bro am not stupid 😎…I’ll go there at night😎😎
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Av been using water mixed with salt to drive away soldier ant in my room, since i don’t av money to buy otapia-pia. Instead of them to leave my room, the leader of d soldier ant told me to also add Maggi, so that d water will be more tasty
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Fat girls are the most selfish people in the world
they will sit down with a mini skirt
and you will see nothing
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Kikuyu ladies dont catch feelings, they cash feelings….
if u cant handle them leave them a loan
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Keep believing that all girls are after your money till u End up marrying
the one that is after your life stingy man!
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I kissed a girl until she was wet and she asked me for xxx … •But i told her i haven’t finished my 6weeks of male circumcision -You know why i did that? •Because girls also lie to us and say they on their periods while they’re not
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I Was Holding Bae’s Phone When Capitac Bank Sent ” I Need You Tonight”
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can old men stop flirting with teenage girls like
go have a heartattack please
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One day, the phone rang, and Noko answered.
The Caller: May I speak to your parents?
Noko : They’re busy.
The Caller: Oh. Is anybody else there?
Noko : The police.
The Caller: Can I speak to them?
Noko: They’re busy.
The Caller: Oh. Is anybody else there?
Noko : The firemen.
The Caller: Can I speak to them?
Noko : They’re busy.
The Caller: So let me get this straight — your
parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but
they’re all busy? What are they doing?
Noko : Looking for me
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Noko was with his girlfriend in cinema and suddenly
he fell asleep.
After a while he woke up and shouted: “My d**k!”:ooh
[ Everyone was surprised, He continued: “Where is my
d**k?” Someone has cut my d**k !Oh God, what have I
done!?”
The embarrassed girlfriend said: “Shut up you idiot!
Your hand is in my panty stupid
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Noko: Uncle am hungry😔
🧓:Dons hi hungry am Uncle Dons😊
🧑Noko: am serious🤨
🧓Dons: nope u r hungry😏
🧑Noko: u r joking😒
🧓Dons : no am Uncle Dons
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People wake up earlier on them holidays but during school days it seems like they are chained on bed.😦
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If you’ve failed grade 11 don’t worry
you can still go to grade 12 during break time
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Papa: Akpos!!! Come
Akpos: Am here dad
Papa: take this #50 and get me an exercise book
Akpos:He collected the money
Papa: Akpos
Akpos:sir
Papa:how much is it
Akpos: I don’t know but I think is #100 upward
Papa: Hmm…. Thief
Akpos: No ooo, a woman……..
Papa: Shouted, go and buy me any book sales #50
Akpos:buh……..
Papa: But what?, what do you know, common go.
Just buy any book for me I want to write some stories down.
..
5min later,
Akpos: Papa this is the book you sent me (he stretched a drawing book to him)
Papa: Which book is this,
Akpos: drawing book
Papa: (in loud voice ) I told you to buy me a book to write a story, you went and buy me a drawing book. Did I want to draw!!!
Akpos:But papa, you said any book na, this is also a book na. D. R. A. W. I. N. G. B. O. O. K
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Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.
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Broke boyfriend favorite line “when will you come to see me”
That donkey won’t surprise you by saying bae be prepared I’m taking you out to watch movies or for lunch 🙄
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