I really struggle with being lazy…I say to myself,
“Should I sit down and do nothing or
should I lie down and do nothing?”

Some Girls will Be like “There is no Job in SA” wen their
make Up alone shows that they are a Professional Painter

The Bitter Comments i See On Best Couples Spotted in South Africa 😕😒 … Hmmm , Sometimes i Just Feel Like i Can inbox Some People And Say ” i Know We Don’t Know Each Other But is Everything Okay At Home?

*If your girl doesn’t post about you,
she’s protecting someone else’s feelings.*
Go and argue with her.

Her : Baby can I saw you today?

Me : I told you to leave English alone…😂 😂 😂

What would you have said if you were me?

Her : Why didn’t you answer your phone??
Me: I lost my memory card

Being ugly doesn’t mean you should stay indoors.
Go out people need to laugh

Ladies who always match their purses
with clothes but can not match Babies to
their real fathers.
God is zooming you from above my sisters.

l went to police station to certify some copies, while I was there I saw a picture of Sylvester being posted on the notice board written “WANTED”
Me : officer, are you absolutely sure you want this man?
Cop: (in aghast) err of course. Yeah
Me : then why didn’t you arrest him when you took him that picture?
These cops are really stupid….

Don’t take relationship advice from your mother
if you dont know your father

A lady can apologize,cry and
even faint and still be lying

In a bus, two women were fighting over a
seat,
and the angry driver shouted, “ok ok, the
ugly one should take the seat”
The two women stood up for the whole
journey.
.
Some drivers are as wise as the comedian

When you trap your boyfriend by
getting pregnant & then he dies_

Dear Bae
Just because I don’t post your pics on social media, it doesn’t mean I don’t love you. What if the police are looking for you?