Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
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if She Drinks Russian Bear And She Smokes Cigarette , Do Not Marry Her ✋😕😒 … Coz She’d End Up Beating Your Mom
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Sometimes I wonder what happened to people
who asked me for directions.!!
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When you steal your boyfriend’s phone
while you thought he’s dead alseep and
you hear by his voice saying ” When you’re
done doing whatever you wanna do with
it , Please I beg you go and cry outside I
wanna sleep myself I had a long day “
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Today was my First Time I Smoked Weed,
I Saw Two Guys Wearing Matching Outfits.
I Asked Them If They Were Gay And They Arrested Me
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It’s funny how ladies think they can do everything that a man can do…. like seriously can you wear the same underwear for seven days
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Can’t wait until my best friend gets married because
I believe I’m gonna give the greatest speech
that’ll leave them crying for 4years.
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What Is Reunion…????_* 😂
Reunion is when Akhil gets up in the morning and tells his wife he is going to work.
Instead he goes to his neighbour Paul’s wife to make love to her.
Her husband Paul comes and knocks on the door.
Akhil goes under the bed.
Paul enters the bedroom.
Feeling uneasy, the wife excuses herself to go to market to buy food items.
Paul takes advantage of the wife’s absence to call Akhil’s wife.
Akhil’s wife quickly arrives and they make love.
Suddenly Paul’s wife who had excused herself to go to the market turned back halfway forgetting the list of food items at home and knocks on the door.
*_Akhil Is Still Under The Bed._*
_Akhil’s wife rushes to hide under the bed._
*_This Is REUNION_*
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If I kiss you by mistake.
What will you do
1:Kiss back
2:ignore
3:Cry
4:laugh
5:slap me
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A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. “How do you know that?” “Easy,” the little boy said. “All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer”
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My mom is not happy that i still live in her house..
i told her to go n live in her mother’s house and
leave me in peace in my mother’s house…
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Indian movies are so fake; I started dancing at the market today
but nobody joined me.
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2019 we Dont Need a President We Mustn’t Vote At All ..
We Need Time As a Country To Find Ourselves
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Guys, no matter how caring you are to your girlfriend, You can never be as caring as those still asking her out..
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Find the single one
👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫
Couldn’t find? Because is you
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Teacher :do you know why you are in school…
Student :noooohhhhh!!!
Teacher:because you parents saw you as fools….
Students :do you know why you are teaching us…
Teacher:you can guess….
Students :because fools can only be taught by fools to be comprehensive
Teacher:😨😨😨
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