Got examined by the Doctor. He said, “Can’t
find anything wrong, it must be the drink.”
Me: “OK, I’ll come back when you’re sober.”
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Facebook must have a
“I want you button” this heart reaction❤ doesn’t work for me
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Teacher: I returned from work, opened my door and saw R50 billion💵 on my bed. Assuming u were in my shoes what wouldu do?😐
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Rich: I will bite your toes until u faint😑. I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money💵
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Teacher: Fool! You can’t be literally in my shoes🙅… That’s a figure of speech😉
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Rich: You can’t literally open the door and see R50 billion on the bed✋ In this country’s economy😂… who will keep it there?😆😆…That’s a figure of impossible speech
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If everything comes your way……
then you’re in a wrong way right??? 😄
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January has been so long , even babies who’s born on New year’s eve are starting grade 1 today
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December as you are going, go with the Alcohol Biko!! I can’t come & kill myself 🚴🚴 🏃
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I texted my ex-girl “Hi” she immediately updated her Facebook status:
“I’m doing fine without u”😐
And yet i wanted to say:
” I met your dad👳 in town wearing my jacket”
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Yesterday I was with my Girlfriend in my room..
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Mmmm this weather though..after some minutes she told me to make her feel like a woman…I quickly collected dirty clothes and give them to her..
Suddenly she left and I hope she’s going to buy soap
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Do You Remember The Day We Travelled In A
Car?🚘
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I Put My Dog Out Of The Window,
You Put Your Face Out,😒
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Then People Started Shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’
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Have you noticed that people who are blind cannot see…!?
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Due to VAT increase Maths has also increased,
1+1 is no longer equal to 2.
1+1=3
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Cutey girlz are quiet about Valentine’s day
its only vogizara n bozodwa
Wa Bantu crying for teady bear’s
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What is Mhlolo?
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Mhlolo is when you give a lift to a
beautiful girl and she faints in your car. You take her to the
hospital and the doctor says she is pregnant and
congratulates you that you will soon be a father . You shout
that you are not the father but the girl insist that you are the
father……Things are now getting Mhloloful you now require a
DNA test to prove that you are not the father…Things
become Mhlolostic when the doctor comes with results
saying you cannot be the father because you are infertile….
You are relieved but on your way home you remember you
are married with three kids at home!….. Now you are
extremely Mhlolicious Now you begin to ask yourself who is
the father to those three kids?… Now you get home to find
out the father to those kids is your gateman … You are now
Mhloloned You then decide to go to your mum to tell her the
sad news… Your mum with tears running down her cheeks
tells you ‘my son I’m so sorry….your dad isn’t your real
dad’…. Then you know things are Mhlolocated And if you
dont forward this you are a Mhlolocriosis
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Welcome to South Africa were the father is called Baby
and the baby is called Papa
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IF WE’RE ON THE PHONE & I SAY “LET ME CALL YU RITE BACK” THAT MEANS ENJOY THE REST OF YO DAY
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Use Hospital Language To Describe Your Relationship ? 😒
Me : We Tried All We Could
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