Girls please, aniyeke le nto, iyiscefe. ☝🏽

Alright, kush’ukuthi bengivakashelwe uZinhle lana wakwa-D eMlazi. Ufika nje ngephula uphuthu estofini, ngiqeda nje ukul’pheka. Ngase ngithi ngoba sekufike wena awusale usuqhubeka upheke u-curry, vele bese ngiyisikile i-beef.

Kuthe kusagxabha kanjalo estofini, wasukuma ethi uzwa usawoti ukuthi ukaleke kahle yini. Hawu, ngithi uzozwa ngesobho, uZinhle ndini wadumela iqatha! Maye! 😲 Ngathula nje ngambuka, wabe esethi: “Hhayi, ukaleke kahle .”

Duku duku, wasukuma ethi uzwa ukuthi awakavuthwa yini amazambane, nakhona wabuya neqatha! Kodwa Jesu ungishiyelani! 🙆🏽‍♂️ 😲 Wathi: “Hhayi, akukalungi.”

Uthe esuka lapho waqonda efrijini lami lika-R2700, wakhipha i-apula lami wazolala phezu kombhede wami WALINAPHAZA. 😪 Uyezwa ngithini? Ngithi walinaphaza! Uthe esesukuma wathi: “Hhayi shame, uma ingakathambi le nyama ngeke iphinde.”

Wavula waphinde wadonsa iqatha. 😭 😭 Weeeeee! Ngivele ngaphumela emnyango ngigijima ngafika emva kwendlu ngahlala phansi nganaba, zavele zehla izinyembezi.

Ngimalile, angeke ngiphinde! 😭

Udakwe emngcwabeni uze uvule ibhokisi uthi: “Walala wasala, wavuka s’yabaleka!”

“Yisona isikorobho lesi?”
Kubuza iSivakashi siphethe ithawula lam lokugeza ngenduku yomshanelo

Akelisho, lezingane zeSkole zango 1976 beziyaphi eSkoleni kwiholiday?

Ubani onale movie yendoda egqoke i-jacket emnyama ephethe isbhamu?

👩🏽‍🦰: “Uyazitshela lo.”
👧🏽: “Ngani oe?”
👩🏽‍🦰: “Nje.”
Wemantombazane, udoti muni lo? 🤔

Yazi i-wrong i-Belgravia 🍾 baf’ethu, 😔 bengithi ngicifela omunye u-girl ihlo 😉 ngavele ngazumeka. 😭

Ksasa kune meeting yabantu aba rich e town ngicela ningboleke u R14 ngyozwa ukuth sbizelwani