UMkhize noMaDlamini bashadile balele
uMaDlamini aphuphe aze aphumisele athi ”Vuka! Vuka! Vuka! Indoda yami isiyabuya isendleleni.” uMkhize avuke aphume ngewindi uma esephandle ubuye umqondo ukuth ukwakhe…
Ubani oCheatayo phakathi kwalaba bobabili?
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*Ibambe kuhle*
Boy – l luv u girl
Gal- awula girlfriend yini
Boy -ngilaye kodwa ngifuna wena
Gal- akwenzi ngabe ubungela nkazana
Boy- wena wake wahamba ukuyathenga impahla unqunu
Gal- Fainted
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Conversation btwn mother
and 
her mbanje smoking son
Son : Hello
Mother : Hey wena Nyaa kulenkinga la endlini
Son : Inkinga yan? Ngkhuluma loban?
Mother : kulahleke i200rand yam mani. Ukhuluma lo mamakho
Son : tjo angikwaz mina, yiwrong number. Nguban umamakho?
Mother : Yeewena yimi umamakho manni, letha imali yam
Son : yooh wena mama ungangjwayeli kabi,mina ngthethe imali ephesini kamamami not umamakho, its a wrong number, Bye!!
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Those who say: “okusalayo lizayehlukana kuphela” should be included in your wedding programme as , ‘okhulumela abathakathi
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Noma ungashaya nge Ass nema Curves kumbe ube Slender lesi Sexy blind, uma ungekho mnandzi awukho mnandzi. Ngisho nebuhle mine, nelibalala lelikhanyako, alisho kutsi umnandzi 
Ne fish ayikhetsi, ayiyi ngekutsi wena u Sexy kumbe ugcoka kahle, kumbe usebentisa i iPhone ushaye nge Brazilian, kumbe une Persal number nema pay slip, kumbe une moto or aw’nayo, uma k’mele ube Skotela se fish utoba ngiso Ningaboni bantu bahambela ek’dzeni nema Ass and Curves abo nitsi bamnandzi kumbe abanuki, yela! Kubi la outside Don’t judge a book by it’s cover. Muntu umnandzi uma wena mudli umvile kutsi umnandzi. And kuba mnandzi kwakhe kuwe doesn’t necessarily mean utoba mnandzi kitsi sonkhe. So yekelan kubona tibunu nema Curves kumbe nibone Slender lesi sexy nitsi “Labanye Bantu badla kahle”. Li orange liyaba fresh ngaphandle utsi uyal’cata ulithole ligcwele tibungu phakatsi
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Boy – l luv u girl
Gal- awula girlfriend yini
Boy -ngilaye kodwa ngifuna wena
Gal- akwenzi ngabe ubungela nkazana
Boy- wena wake wahamba ukuyathenga impahla unqunu
Gal- Fainted
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Singing!
“kulamagumbi amane omhlaba thuma mina oh baba thuma mina,kulezizizwe zonke thuma mina we baba thuma mina”
Oh ay thuma omunye sengkhohliwe angnayo mali ye passport!!
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Yati lesinye skhatsi senta ma jokes sicabange kutsi a funny Kani sitenta tilima nje
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Sengicabanga uk’Dayisa Ngomzimba
R30 For 3 Hours uBase Khona Bo Girls, Anyone Interested ???
Inbox me Asap Niyeke uk’Lamba ngikhona
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Melo Mthokozisi Shelemba>
Yazi niganga kabi nina
Labey’hlahla zo BANANA
emakibo/emakabo
Nicabanga ukuth asazi yin ethanda ubanana?
Futhi ledla lo Banana?
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After sex
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TC: babe I mnandi I punani yakho
Her: bonke basho njalo
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My dream is to kidnap
Master Mind
Ngimkame ngenqina
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Uyazi adakwe umuntu aze anike uJesu i-nickname,
ambize “Mjeswana”
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If ujola nomunt okhuluma sign langauge ebese ubuya ebusuku uth uyangena nje endlin esath uyathetha nge sign umane ucishe ugesi ushone ekamelwen!!
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Umuntu abe nemona nenyama
yase mgcwaben ngathi kufe yena
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Siyazi ukuthi uBabakhe akaMondli,,
Kodwaa Mqeze phelaa Abemuhle!!
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